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27.09.2023 9:19 pm   I have a question about some of the things you used in routine

that's ok

  What did you use for that main airy plucky thing from the start

i can't remember the name. it's long and silly and is something to do with memories

  Could you tell me what strings and piano you used in Routine?

there are multiple pianos in that. i don't even have to open it to tell you one of them is una corda. ok i looked and the other one is noire. also the airy plucky thing is this

  Thanks

26.09.2023 7:11 pm   how many monitors do you HAVE?!!

3. 2 until i go and buy another one

  what do you use them for?

using the computer with extra space

26.09.2023 5:19 pm   What is happening right now

grief. one of my monitors died. on the other hand, i've selected the next song, so that's going into the next phase.

24.09.2023 2:34 pm   how's the team doing right now?

busy

24.09.2023 11:21 am   opinions on antarctica

too hot

24.09.2023 3:13 am   favorite football (or soccer) team

i don't have one

23.09.2023 6:11 pm   when's the next song coming?

probably late october

23.09.2023 1:22 pm   in california can you smoke marijuana?

yes

21.09.2023 8:02 pm   do you have a job

yes

21.09.2023 7:54 pm   You heard of JummBox?

no, but i have now

  Have you ever tried it?

21.09.2023 2:10 am   can you do a huge crowd with many different voices singing in unison for one of your songs?

i'll run it by the team

14.09.2023 12:41 am   are you good at writing fictional characters?

i don't know

  are you good at writing stories?

i'll write the world, line for line

13.09.2023 7:09 pm   have you considered collabing with other people?

sure, but that's not something i'm going to pursue any time this century

13.09.2023 6:56 pm   will there be a bigger video for hello cashier?

no, but i'm planning on posting a few non song videos

10.09.2023 11:35 pm   is "hello cashier" the song about long streets, darkness, despair, jazz brass, secret missions, realization?

if not, could you tell me what the song "hello cashier" is about?

it's about being completely normal

10.09.2023 4:00 pm   is "hello cashier" https://orchardphobia.com/questions/bounce230711010854.mp3 ?
or is it something else?

yes it is. albeit a slightly older clip of it

09.09.2023 4:25 pm   is "hello cashier" gonna include the personification of your train of thought?

sure

07.09.2023 10:16 pm   did you finish the song yet?

if we're talking about the song i was working on a video for previously (it is called hello cashier - to make up for accidentally lying about finishing it last month), yes, it is finalized. since then i have switched to writing another song, which i will then record, and then i'll probably write and record more, etc, until i decide on one to make a video for. if i've learned anything from this, it's that i will no longer be making promises as the crosshairs of my efforts tend to travel the universe on a whim

01.09.2023 3:45 pm   can you make a sound effect for somebody being hit in the head with a frying pan

sure

01.09.2023 2:39 pm   will the style for orchard phobia songs change forever after the music video?

i do not conform to specific styles.

I'm Just Trying To Be Reasonable™

30.08.2023 7:19 pm   30.08.2023 7:11 pm why not?

i have other things to worry about, like content

30.08.2023 7:11 pm   can you make a discord server??

yes, but no

30.08.2023 6:59 pm   after the music video, will there be music videos for all future songs or only some of them?

it depends on how much free time my life has left me at the time

28.08.2023 8:53 pm   which will release first: the music video, or a non-song video?

most likely the non-song video, since the song in the intended song video keeps changing dramatically

29.08.2023 11:44 pm   Have you heard of tracker music?

yes i have

29.08.2023 12:46 pm   Why?

i understand

28.08.2023 12:13 pm   sound design?? ooh! what video is that for?

the next non-song video

  also can you share a sound you made?

sure

27.08.2023 7:49 pm   what are you currently working on now?

the next music video, sound design and final animation for another video, and final vox for the music in the video mentioned previously

23.08.2023 1:24 am   are you good at roleplaying?

sure. i'm playing the role of a person with answers

20.08.2023 9:56 pm   Are you the daughter of bill wurtz?

i'm the same species, if that helps

17.08.2023 10:42 am   Is the BFDI coming for you?

i'm not sure

14.08.2023 8:11 pm   is the next song gonna be like... a theatre song?

not the next one

14.08.2023 3:57 pm   what's the thing that's gonna come out in a few days?

a short video about moving up and down

13.08.2023 7:29 pm   27.06.2023 9:47 pm do you have one from blacklight

yes

13.08.2023 2:53 pm   How many things are you working on

2 of things. one of the things will be coming out in a few days. it is not the next song video

11.08.2023 7:15 pm   can you gimme a sneak peek of the next song?

if i gave one to you then i'd have to give one to everybody, which i will, but the quirk is that it will be a sneak peek of the entire song

10.08.2023 12:16 am   is there gonna be a solo in the next song?

no

10.08.2023 2:41 am   If you had the choice between going out to check the mail, or taking a bite out of a pancake, which would you choose?

in this day and age, my pancakes are pre-bitten

09.08.2023 9:25 pm   are there gonna be multiple characters singing in the next song?

maynoyesbe

09.08.2023 11:54 am   is the next song gonna be in the same Orchard Phobia style or is it a different one?

i'm venturing into the wilderness with this one.

the wilderness being excessively regular

08.08.2023 7:21 pm   How many letters long is the title of your next song? (excluding the space)

twelve

07.08.2023 8:21 pm   what is the next song about

long streets, darkness, despair, jazz brass, secret missions, realization

04.08.2023 7:05 pm   How many words are in the title of your next song?

2

04.08.2023 6:48 pm   do you have a cat?

i have every cat

31.07.2023 10:12 pm   What is the next song called

it's called "what is the next song called".

it starts with h

26.07.2023 7:09 pm   Is it the Orchard Phobia Theme Vong?!

it's the checkout theme song

25.07.2023 9:36 pm   I love you

i understand

25.07.2023 8:40 pm   it this a alternative universe?

alternative to what

25.07.2023 1:17 am   do you have any thoughts on the following phrase:

"Squee! Squee!"

i don't have thoughts

23.07.2023 10:07 pm   How to not get attacked by the -------- ?

i'll ask the team

22.07.2023 10:34 pm   what goes on in the greenroom? TAXES?!!

frolicking

22.07.2023 1:58 pm   Is it possible to un-cube somebody?

they switch spots with the cube, and go to the greenroom where they prepare to blow your socks off. i hope to elaborate on this further

20.07.2023 12:32 pm   What happened to him after the -------- attacked?

probably went to a water park

18.07.2023 5:27 pm   Ask me anything at all

were you aware that in electic fence when the people are talking over each other one of them says "that's really cool, man i like pigs"

17.07.2023 2:17 am   It has been a while since the last song,

i may actually sneak a video in there, before the next song

  are you learning 5d video

i'm inventing it

16.07.2023 2:48 am   is the next [orchard phobia] song gonna be a hard-hitting banger, at least?

the strength of the hit is up to you to decide

16.07.2023 12:48 am   will the next [orchard phobia] song have EPIC storytelling?

unfortunately due to drought there has been a shortage of epic. there will be no epicness at this time

16.07.2023 12:36 am   what is the significance of the text "i can't wait to see the show" on the secrety secret page?

it's a trick statement, because you actually have to wait to see the show

15.07.2023 4:30 am   Will you make any behind the scenes videos? i think it would be cool

yes

14.07.2023 4:39 am   Is the person singing in the orchard phobia songs a character or are you just bad at singing

they are sung by a personification of my train of thought.
if you listen hard enough, he/she/none of the above becomes yours

13.07.2023 9:21 pm   how done is the next [orchard phobia] song so far?

i'm making multiple. most of them are about 9 done points out of 10 done points.

11.07.2023 8:10 pm   What is your next song about?

it depends on which one i decide is next

09.07.2023 4:10 pm   i'm worried about this. should i pay my taxes

yes

09.07.2023 4:10 pm   are you okay

yes

05.07.2023 11:48 am   02.07.2023 2:10 pm Let me say it clearer. Does the next orchard phobia song have anything to do with taxes?

i'll ask management and get back to you on that

04.07.2023 10:00 pm   What is the cosine of 5385

let's be real. what isn't it

02.07.2023 2:10 pm   Does the next (orchard phobia) song have anything to do with... ṭ̵̋a̸̬͌x̸̝̋e̵̛̻s̸̗̉?̴͍͂ *ᵦᵣₑₑₑₑₑ*

let me make an inquiry

27.06.2023 9:47 pm   I like routine. do you have demo versions of it

i do. rest assured there are even worse versions

27.06.2023 8:17 pm   Are there gonna be any SECRET CODES in the next song?

sure. hint: it's the entire song

25.06.2023 9:52 pm   is "i can't wait to see the show" a lyric in the next song?!

let me check

19.06.2023 3:23 am   have you thought about making a music video?

yes

  when is the next song?

soon. indubitably close. undeniably near. i'm over the moon.

11.06.2023 2:50 am   opinions on the letter M?

Many use cases

06.06.2023 9:15 pm   why does the secrety secret link redirect to a rickroll after a few seconds

aesthetic and feel

30.05.2023 10:16 pm   What is your favorite plugin ?

in order of least terribleness:
sytrus
omnisphere
kontakt
fl patcher
dr octo rex

  You also said there would be a new song last month !

i did, but the electric video and the next song had vacation days and could not write and produce themselves

30.05.2023 3:19 am   shall we amount to something?

if it's ok with the council

27.05.2023 9:58 pm   when's the next [orchard phobia] song

further away than i'd like

27.05.2023 6:31 pm   you... you DO answer every question, right?

no

26.05.2023 10:42 pm   did I spoil anything too much in the previous two questions

spoil what

26.05.2023 10:44 pm   Ooh! Ooh! What about converting images to spectrograms? What do you think of that?

images already are spectrograms if you squint hard enough

26.05.2023 8:47 pm   25.05.2023 11:22 pm
are any of the aforementioned things going to be useful soon?

aXQgaXMgbm93

25.05.2023 11:22 pm   do you know about any of the following:

- caesar ciphers
- atbash ciphers
- ascii ciphers (and their two flavors: hex and octal)
- base64 encodings
- base32 encodings
- morse code
- braille

yes

25.05.2023 8:07 pm   can you enable downloading on Newgrounds?

i can and i'm pretty sure i did. i only just had the copyright problems solved by none other than tom fulp himself so everything should be up there now.

22.05.2023 10:12 pm   you wanna make a Newgrounds account and upload your songs there?

i can certainly try.

19.05.2023 1:32 am   kys

great question. i ran it past google and it wants you to find help

18.05.2023 3:27 pm   How long do you spend on things

it depends. mostly on the thing

14.05.2023 2:47 am   How's life as a square cube?

it's, troubling, to say the least

17.04.2023 7:03 pm   why was your website down

it was lost in a cornfield. i apologize and have added new files to extras to make up for it

02.04.2023 8:26 am   are you trying to be reasonable, and/or sensible?

i'm just trying to get by. sometimes there's no other choice

25.03.2023 10:06 pm   what's the first letter of the name of the song you're making

T, but that's for the most likely candidate. I have about 4 at the moment.

19.03.2023 7:48 pm   what's the ETA for the next song?

this month

  are you working on one now?

several

02.03.2023 2:53 am   The "hat trick" video is real funny. Was that intended?

it wasn't exactly not intended

01.03.2023 9:28 am   anything at all

ah, i understand

28.02.2023 4:45 am   hi

hi

25.02.2023 3:08 pm   how fast can you sing??

i'm not sure how i would measure that

24.02.2023 1:45 am   does the video "cube talk" have a meaning?

no

  i think the purple color is the "calm atmosphere", but when the cube talks about the taxes, the random crazy beeping is the sudden shock and the calm atmosphere dissapears.

i don't think a cube would actually have to do taxes. maybe he was just trying to be relatable

23.02.2023 9:37 pm   was the "hat trick" video a comedy test?

it was the result of being extremely excited to make a video as quickly as i could. it was uploaded the same day i wrote it.

09.02.2023 6:34 am   How long did you spend on streetwar

i sketched it out and left it sometime last year and finished it a few weeks ago. the earliest export was in october 2022.

05.02.2023 8:19 pm   At 0:11, was that morse code in your video "cube talk"?

that's just random crazy beeping

02.02.2023 5:09 pm   your "hat trick" video got me laughing, and laughing, and LAUGHING UNTIL I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

i take no responsibility for those who watch my videos at the top of stairs

  now how did THAT happen?

it would seem that your stairs are not equipped with the latest safety features

01.02.2023 7:18 pm   how is the man stuck under the hat. did he ever escape the hat situation

there's a whole new world under that hat. he'd prefer to stay put

30.01.2023 11:13 am   gaming

good for the soul

01.02.2023 6:30 pm   How do you start a song

i genuinely, truly have no clue

28.01.2023 3:55 pm   can you write the lyrics in brackets in a secret code?

i already do. cryptographers call it "feelings"

26.01.2023 5:36 pm   can i have permission to use your songs in rhythm games?

sure

26.01.2023 3:57 pm   do you know

i'm an expert

16.01.2023 5:58 pm   what are the lyrics of your song "blacklight"?

i've added them here, just for you

05.01.2023 7:16 pm   hi

hello

04.01.2023 1:26 am   are you a

public static void main(String args[]){
//stuff here
}

?

no, i'm a human

04.01.2023 1:24 am   how does this page work? how do you receive the questions on your side? e.g. do you use a discord webbook, mysql, e.t.c.

one of the above

  also, how can i create a question page like you?

practice

03.01.2023 12:51 am   who are you?

i have no clue. i hope this answers your question