all thoughts happen on Earth. actually, most thoughts happen on Earth
21.04.2025 6:32 pm why is this world such a lonely place?
...you ask the stranger on the internet from the other side of the universe have you tried looking Outside
18.04.2025 6:48 pm þouȝts on þe letter þ?
great for only the most unique people to use and talk about all the time
18.04.2025 1:16 pm 3…2…1…____?
don't tell me... is it another underscore?
18.04.2025 7:41 am abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz&?
i'm sorry, i can't answer any alphabet related questions at this time
17.04.2025 12:38 pm what’s the best birthday present?
how about an online message
16.04.2025 3:20 pm …but how is easter?
oncoming
15.04.2025 9:12 pm Science, fuck yeah?
Everything, fuck yeah
14.04.2025 11:16 pm What’s the difference between a fear and a phobia?
phobia is fear but irrational
13.04.2025 12:43 am do you find gardens equally as phobia-worthy as orchards or are they equally unscary
they are both mildly scary
11.04.2025 2:56 am who what when where why is easter
made up. to sell more rabbits
10.04.2025 6:03 am What is everyone?
it makes me wonder what happens in a situation when the only things available are twos
04.04.2025 6:14 am I see down this questions page that you used to have a writing page. Is that still available if I poke around this site enough or is it offline now? I never got to see it
it is in the vault now
30.03.2025 12:47 pm alphabet soup or word salad?
your ambiguous question fails to mention the biggest player in the game: sentence burger
29.03.2025 3:51 am what do you think about the movie There’s Something About Mary? I’ve never seen it
it's great. just kidding, i've never seen it
28.03.2025 6:24 am what’s the best April fools joke
do the joke the next day
26.03.2025 6:55 am how high would you like to get on 4/20?
as high as they let you
24.03.2025 5:51 am icy james, icy james, icy james, what does that mean?
it sounds like James is notably cold
20.03.2025 5:20 am people keep telling me to steal the spice trade, but there aren’t that many spice trades left for me to steal. what should i do?
invent something to trade
17.03.2025 9:11 pm dude… are you real?
yes
14.03.2025 8:11 am What are you not afraid of?
anything that isn't something i am afraid of
13.03.2025 8:57 am if i could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass us by?
it already does
12.03.2025 10:09 pm what do you think of the movie The Notebook
never seen it
11.03.2025 3:16 am who won the civil war ?
let's be real. who didn't
10.03.2025 3:24 am do you have hope for denver?
sure
09.03.2025 1:28 pm when we meet on a cloud we’ll be laughing out loud?
was there a specific cloud you had in mind
09.03.2025 9:08 am why do "yes" and "no" sound so similar
they sound pretty different to me
05.03.2025 2:00 pm how to unarrest development?
start developing. hire a good lawyer
04.03.2025 8:50 pm have you ever carried a dozen bricks down a brick road, through a brick door, and into a brick house?
no i have not
04.03.2025 9:04 am if the black-and-blue/white-and-gold dress anomaly spread to other things (laurel/yanny notwithstanding), eventually splitting reality in half, would world war 3 have started in the 2010s?
no
24.02.2025 11:00 am Why is there nightlight but no daydarkness?
it's dark when i close my eyes
28.02.2025 10:03 am If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Nevermind, don't answer that. Do you like potatoes?
no
23.02.2025 5:17 pm do you feel like you're making longer videos? ones that last a really long time? do you feel like you're making stronger videos? online? on vine?
i feel like vine is out of the question
20.02.2025 8:58 am Is your car safe from supermaneuverable air-defense fighter aircraft?
i don't have a car, i have a supermaneuverable air-defense fighter aircraft
17.02.2025 3:14 pm have you ever been betrayed, abandoned, or otherwise made an incoherent fool out of?
i do all this recreationally
17.02.2025 11:03 am what's the most influential movie that doesn't exist?
your funeral: the movie
16.02.2025 12:28 pm what's the real difference between the Internet and older forms of communication like the television, the printing press, the telephone, and the megaphone?
the concept
15.02.2025 2:25 pm do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?
14.02.2025 7:00 pm What would you never, ever lie about for as long as you live?
this exact question
13.02.2025 2:09 pm did you know that a good percentage of rabbits are in hats? ??%, to be exact!
i've heard they make up those statistics
12.02.2025 8:04 pm do you ever get fooled by the news?
i make the news
09.02.2025 5:58 pm if the world doesn't end, is it ready to begin?
already did
07.02.2025 9:29 am is that you on the stage?
i prefer to be behind the stage
06.02.2025 5:47 pm do you listen to soft music?
i listen to Everything
06.02.2025 8:09 am If you're waiting for a waiter to deliver your food, aren't you the real waiter?
i'm trying to figure out what you become once you get the food
05.02.2025 9:30 am what's the difference between deconstruction and deterritorialization?
the meaning and maybe the spelling
04.02.2025 7:40 pm where has the fun gone
it never left
04.02.2025 1:29 pm do you like to wear soft clothing?
not usually
03.02.2025 6:16 pm thoughts on bracing for impact?
perfect for action scenes
02.02.2025 9:38 pm do you believe sleep is a time machine?
i think it's all about perspective
02.02.2025 9:19 pm does the frownage continue? :( :( :( :( :(
would it not be poetic if i deleted this question
02.02.2025 7:27 pm how often do you decline questions?
not very often
28.01.2025 6:49 am he's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody. doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to…
i'm sorry to hear that
26.01.2025 4:11 pm why orange?
it's cool to look at
20.01.2025 10:38 am what is the meaning of technology?
ease i suppose
16.01.2025 9:03 am is it true that in order for something perfect to survive in this world, it must move ever farther away from perfection?
no. wait, define perfect
10.01.2025 2:53 pm how much wood could a chuck
is the person named "a?" nevermind, i don't know
09.01.2025 1:16 am the frownage has begun :( :( :( :( :(
i accept that
07.01.2025 3:52 pm why is your instagram in the secrets section
i don't find it particularly important
07.01.2025 10:30 am do you understand me
i'm with you so far
07.01.2025 10:25 am Which came first, power or violence?
depends on whether or not somebody was first violently powerful
23.12.2024 9:39 pm Which name is punnier, Azure Bleugon or Pete Stepperone?
how about both, perhaps concatenated
06.12.2024 6:56 am why are living things symmetrical?
so they are easier to draw
03.12.2024 11:54 am i wonder where i'll float next?
back home
30.11.2024 11:53 am why does everybody seem to be incorrect about who i am?
perhaps they haven't met you, or you've lied about yourself, or somebody has lied about you to them, or they have misheard something you said about yourself, or they have made an incorrect assumption,
27.11.2024 9:09 pm Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with 100 hinges or 100 prongs?
19.11.2024 7:00 pm is love from a person who otherwise hates everyone and everything worth more than love from an empath who naturally has a big heart full of loving-kindness?
i'm just wondering if there's somebody who hates everyone and everything more than the first person you mention here
12.11.2024 7:49 pm my apologize if i'm not explaining my question i can explain much more in depth once you response, but how do you make the text appear (like typing or each word appearing one by one that goes through the song or video) on blender? i've been trying to figure that out but all the tutorials i came through is completely useless or take too long. is there a way where you can make the text appear? thanks
the way i do it and will probably keep doing it is archaic and there are better ways now
02.11.2024 5:17 pm what makes jacob collier’s music… magi-ck?
because it has done its job
31.10.2024 5:05 am Letter C has folks singing it should be removed, that without it the alphabet would be improved. It's a common complaint that's misguided at best, no you can't just replace C with K and with S.
stop using it. perhaps in time everybody else will katsh on
28.10.2024 3:50 am are you still waiting in the oceanside park?
i actually made it up, for show
27.10.2024 6:50 pm bacteria or archaea?
i'm not sure i understand the question
21.10.2024 11:49 am just by listening to the song, can you understand the words to "EEEAAAOOO"?
i understand the feelings
15.10.2024 9:42 am Times New Roman, but which times,
i'm just wondering what they do when the sun is down
01.10.2024 11:23 pm do you think spelling bees should be renamed to orthography bees?
i think the inclusion of the word "bee" is disingenuous. there are no bees at any stage of the task
01.10.2024 6:45 pm secret/words?
instant resistance from the water of the lake. i expected this when i bought tickets to the kitchen sink swimming day
30.09.2024 6:22 pm is "that's how you do it" gonna get a full version?
it already did. i'm not sure what you mean by full version
24.09.2024 8:56 am is it not easy being cheesy?
not enough cheese
20.09.2024 9:33 am Is authenticity artificial?
my opinion is unfortunately organic, and as such is not authentic
13.09.2024 9:27 pm how do you do it?! TELL ME HOW YOU DO IT
there will be a tutorial, with diagrams
11.09.2024 7:38 pm Who do you think won the debate
i think the stage blew it out of the water
11.09.2024 6:01 am Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?
in that case i'm not sure what defines the present
06.09.2024 8:52 am where can i find the secrety secret page?
there are instructions on the front page
06.09.2024 8:54 am Why are there no https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=1
, https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=2
or https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=3 ?
perhaps they are ignored questions or were asked for testing purposes
28.08.2024 6:45 pm What If It Rained Milk?
ah, i learned this one at milk school
06.02.2024 5:32 pm face reveal?
i already did
18.08.2024 1:14 pm Why did the cereal cross the soup?
17.08.2024 1:22 am who is Brielle??? what is Brielle???
an ocean town
13.08.2024 1:24 am is "oceanside park" gonna get a music video?
no, but i hope to start doing them at some point. the next video will have music in it
13.08.2024 2:39 am Wait, if love is an action, then is unrequited love an oxymoron?
depends on the weather
03.08.2024 5:15 pm Should we, as a society, collectively remove dialogue from movies, bringing about the return of the silent era of cinema?
silent films were never silent. they had simply failed to invent the unmute button
01.08.2024 1:30 am Never gonna…
- [ ] give you up
- [ ] let you down
- [ ] run around
- [ ] desert you
- [ ] make you cry
- [ ] say goodbye
- [ ] tell a lie
- [ ] get it not this time never ever gonna get it my lovin'
all of the below
28.07.2024 8:46 pm would now be a good time to go for a swim at the beach?
any time is a good time. actually try a time different to any time for maximum goodness
28.07.2024 4:24 am What is NOT the answer to this question?
i could think of a few promising candidates of things that are not answers
27.07.2024 7:15 pm so, it's a park by the side of the ocean?
what is? nevermind, yes
27.07.2024 2:54 pm how many letters long is the title of your next song (excluding spaces)
the name of the song is somewhere on the website right now
26.07.2024 2:04 pm help me make a decision. should i brush my teeth with my right hand or my left hand? <sub>or a toothbrush</sub>
install pre-brushed teeth
30.05.2024 2:19 pm what are the first and last words of the next song?
"it's" and "you"
24.07.2024 11:00 am How do I draw a _freehand_ perfect circle?
find a perfect circle, draw everything else around it
23.07.2024 1:29 am I will set myself on fire for you
that's great to hear
22.07.2024 11:34 am Why you afraid of orchards?
i am not
Is one or two fruit trees okay? What is the quantifiable amount of fruit trees in a grouped setting, before the phobia sets in for you?
21.07.2024 2:27 pm can you gimme me a sneak peek of the next song?
if i gave one to you then i'd have to give one to everybody, which i will, but the quirk is that it will be a sneak peek of the entire song
07.07.2024 4:29 pm what's the first letter of the name of the next song
it's O
26.05.2024 5:49 pm where's the bathroom?
probably inside the bathhouse
19.05.2024 11:23 pm what does the sign say in the youtube post?
beams on wall
is it a clue?
for what? nevermind, no
13.05.2024 6:12 pm how do you do it?
there will be a tutorial, with diagrams
09.05.2024 10:42 pm is starshow.mp4 a teaser for an upcoming song of yours?
no, i made that to test something but i can't remember what
29.04.2024 5:22 pm how many punctuation marks can i put at the end of my sentence before people start getting pissed off at me??!.,,?,.‽—!..¿…?;?¡
as many as you want as long as they know you're testing the waters
27.04.2024 3:03 pm Is the floor really lava?
you'll have to test it. needless to say the presence of lava will be hard to miss
23.04.2024 10:17 am What's the opposite of an atom?
ztom
21.04.2024 10:50 pm can you give me a list of things you're working on right now?
sure.
- i can't tell you (orchard phobia)
\ - more specifically, writing and vox
- i can't tell you (sigmarune)
- a video
- a video
- a video
what about a preview? you haven't posted a preview in a while
i actually have
will luna amulet and dog park/tabby is awake be coming out soon?
how in the world do you know about those? i don't know
will there be an album
maybe
15.04.2024 3:54 pm What isn't Copper?
let me check..
08.04.2024 3:08 pm How and why is our universe infinite and finite at the same time?
aesthetic
10.04.2024 2:39 pm God is dead and we have killed him. But how?
with kindness
06.04.2024 2:07 pm is the next orchard phobia song that's going to be released about "observing the reflection of the sunlight off the lunar surface refract within the crystalline structure of an amulet shaped like a crescent moon i have placed upon the east wall of my bedroom"?
i have no idea
02.04.2024 11:46 pm containment 2.0 is around the corner???
i have no idea
05.04.2024 3:42 pm If you purchase a work of conceptual art, does that technically mean you're buying an idea?
it might not work as an idea, and you'd probably have had the idea before you purchased the art anyway
19.03.2024 1:53 am the music that plays in the "port content" video is...?
☐ made specifically for the video
☐ the orchard phobia theme song
☐ an upcoming orchard phobia song that will be released
tick all that apply
it is a variant of a song i have not posted yet
14.03.2024 9:45 pm can i have the full song from 11.03.24 on the words page?
nah, it's locked away forever
14.03.2024 4:45 pm Why haven't I solved the mystery of life?
the same reason you haven't solved 0÷0
25.02.2024 4:00 am what is the average color on this webpage? as in, if you add up all the colors, and divide them by the number of colors, which color is that?
probably green
24.02.2024 8:19 am what's the difference between love and lust?
the meaning
16.02.2024 4:52 pm what did the bartender say to the floor?
something about dogs, on porches, probably
13.02.2024 4:15 pm Are pressed pennies technically NFTs?
sure, as much as they are art
11.02.2024 10:21 pm tell me a joke
ok, what did the bartender say to the floor
06.02.2024 5:32 pm face reveal?
i already did
04.02.2024 4:02 pm Is one as in as one does a person?
sure
30.01.2024 2:24 pm do you filter html tags?
yes
if yes, if i were to include tags would you add them?
it depends on the weather
29.01.2024 4:19 pm Somebody stole my bike :(
i'll make some calls
28.01.2024 7:53 pm where do you live
in the mountains
28.01.2024 3:17 am which one of the 18 songs has the highest chance/percentage of completion?
what one of these are you asking
27.01.2024 3:19 am hey man, your Words (https://orchardphobia.com/secret/words/) were so inspiring and moving, and i want to learn to write like you do. could you explain in detail how you do those words? thanks.
even if we had an hour and a park bench i probably couldn't tell you. i'm just trying to complete a puzzle
20.01.2024 8:14 pm oh man i dropped my cupcake
there are more on the table
19.01.2024 10:52 pm what Are you working on apart from songs?
a blog page. actually now that you mention it i am going to make it live tonight
18.01.2024 12:59 am do you hope that one of your songs ever makes it into a rhythm game
indifferent
like ddr or taiko?
i don't know what those are
17.01.2024 10:46 am who are you listening to at the moment
john powell, port blue, breanne duren, the japanese house, aphex twin, aisha duo, michelle branch, lights, adam young,
13.01.2024 5:17 am WHat do you eat for breakfast
emails
16.01.2024 3:29 pm What is the picture you posted on yt from?
a video
15.01.2024 5:46 pm yippee!!!
sure, thanks for asking
12.01.2024 3:07 am thoughts on being in public spaces? (such as shopping malls)
08.01.2024 4:37 pm why did you delete the other pages
i didn't. click the &. actually i added a new page
31.12.2023 4:43 pm what are you working on now?
18 songs at once. eventually i will write and record the rest and release them one by one while i work on other stuff. there may be a video soon, depending on how much i'm doing
27.06.2023 8:18 pm Are the orchard phobia songs sung by the cubes?
sure
20.08.2023 10:01 pm How do you make the stickman guys videos? (Wich programms?)
logic and reason
18.12.2023 4:20 pm if you are talking with someone, what's the worst thing to say?
trade secrets
12.12.2023 6:29 pm should I be concerned about the lamp machine tour?
no, it's actually fiction
15.12.2023 5:55 pm would you post something youre working on even if its just a bit
08.12.2023 3:57 am ever wanted to know what your videos sound like with weird effects? for some reason this guy is taking your videos and adding random effects on them.
05.12.2023 11:22 pm So yep i visit to yes yes restaurant and I don't think what on the menu so...
And the menu say: "imagine." then i eat imagine so...
make me feel saying "wow i put imagine on my head" and does imagine taste good?
i imagine it does
05.12.2023 10:39 pm It's been a while, what's happening
i can't tell you what's happening, and i trust it will be longer
26.11.2023 12:44 am Can i hear an early version of hello cashier?
13.11.2023 3:35 pm i have an idea. could you make a song about making guesses about things (whether good or bad), and feeling scared about them coming true?
(e.g. what if this die rolls a 6 on the first try? oh no i'm feeling scared)
sure, that sounds like an idea
09.11.2023 11:05 pm is the next song gonna have a video?
i'll get back to you. i need to do some math here,
04.11.2023 2:06 pm are you struggling with your mental health? do you need help?
no
03.11.2023 9:58 pm would you consider exploring different themes and topics in your songs?
i employ "DIY themes", which is where you decide what the theme is
02.11.2023 11:55 pm is it weird if i actually relate to your songs
no, i relate to them as well
30.10.2023 9:24 pm what are you doing RIGHT NOW
final vox
28.10.2023 7:41 am can you say "i saw a cat"
yes i can
26.10.2023 2:11 am what's the next song about?
it's about keeping secrets that people already know anyway
