04.02.2025 1:29 pm do you like to wear soft clothing?
not usually
03.02.2025 6:16 pm thoughts on bracing for impact?
perfect for action scenes
02.02.2025 9:38 pm do you believe sleep is a time machine?
i think it's all about perspective
02.02.2025 9:19 pm does the frownage continue? :( :( :( :( :(
would it not be poetic if i deleted this question
02.02.2025 7:27 pm how often do you decline questions?
not very often
28.01.2025 6:49 am he's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody. doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to…
i'm sorry to hear that
26.01.2025 4:11 pm why orange?
it's cool to look at
20.01.2025 10:38 am what is the meaning of technology?
ease i suppose
16.01.2025 9:03 am is it true that in order for something perfect to survive in this world, it must move ever farther away from perfection?
no. wait, define perfect
10.01.2025 2:53 pm how much wood could a chuck
is the person named "a?" nevermind, i don't know
09.01.2025 1:16 am the frownage has begun :( :( :( :( :(
i accept that
07.01.2025 3:52 pm why is your instagram in the secrets section
i don't find it particularly important
07.01.2025 10:30 am do you understand me
i'm with you so far
07.01.2025 10:25 am Which came first, power or violence?
depends on whether or not somebody was first violently powerful
23.12.2024 9:39 pm Which name is punnier, Azure Bleugon or Pete Stepperone?
how about both, perhaps concatenated
06.12.2024 6:56 am why are living things symmetrical?
so they are easier to draw
03.12.2024 11:54 am i wonder where i'll float next?
back home
30.11.2024 11:53 am why does everybody seem to be incorrect about who i am?
perhaps they haven't met you, or you've lied about yourself, or somebody has lied about you to them, or they have misheard something you said about yourself, or they have made an incorrect assumption,
27.11.2024 9:09 pm Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with 100 hinges or 100 prongs?
19.11.2024 7:00 pm is love from a person who otherwise hates everyone and everything worth more than love from an empath who naturally has a big heart full of loving-kindness?
i'm just wondering if there's somebody who hates everyone and everything more than the first person you mention here
12.11.2024 7:49 pm my apologize if i'm not explaining my question i can explain much more in depth once you response, but how do you make the text appear (like typing or each word appearing one by one that goes through the song or video) on blender? i've been trying to figure that out but all the tutorials i came through is completely useless or take too long. is there a way where you can make the text appear? thanks
the way i do it and will probably keep doing it is archaic and there are better ways now
02.11.2024 5:17 pm what makes jacob collier’s music… magi-ck?
because it has done its job
31.10.2024 5:05 am Letter C has folks singing it should be removed, that without it the alphabet would be improved. It's a common complaint that's misguided at best, no you can't just replace C with K and with S.
stop using it. perhaps in time everybody else will katsh on
28.10.2024 3:50 am are you still waiting in the oceanside park?
i actually made it up, for show
27.10.2024 6:50 pm bacteria or archaea?
i'm not sure i understand the question
21.10.2024 11:49 am just by listening to the song, can you understand the words to "EEEAAAOOO"?
i understand the feelings
15.10.2024 9:42 am Times New Roman, but which times,
i'm just wondering what they do when the sun is down
01.10.2024 11:23 pm do you think spelling bees should be renamed to orthography bees?
i think the inclusion of the word "bee" is disingenuous. there are no bees at any stage of the task
01.10.2024 6:45 pm secret/words?
instant resistance from the water of the lake. i expected this when i bought tickets to the kitchen sink swimming day
30.09.2024 6:22 pm is "that's how you do it" gonna get a full version?
it already did. i'm not sure what you mean by full version
24.09.2024 8:56 am is it not easy being cheesy?
not enough cheese
20.09.2024 9:33 am Is authenticity artificial?
my opinion is unfortunately organic, and as such is not authentic
13.09.2024 9:27 pm how do you do it?! TELL ME HOW YOU DO IT
there will be a tutorial, with diagrams
11.09.2024 7:38 pm Who do you think won the debate
i think the stage blew it out of the water
11.09.2024 6:01 am Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?
in that case i'm not sure what defines the present
06.09.2024 8:52 am where can i find the secrety secret page?
there are instructions on the front page
06.09.2024 8:54 am Why are there no https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=1
, https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=2
or https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=3 ?
perhaps they are ignored questions or were asked for testing purposes
28.08.2024 6:45 pm What If It Rained Milk?
ah, i learned this one at milk school
06.02.2024 5:32 pm face reveal?
i already did
18.08.2024 1:14 pm Why did the cereal cross the soup?
17.08.2024 1:22 am who is Brielle??? what is Brielle???
an ocean town
13.08.2024 1:24 am is "oceanside park" gonna get a music video?
no, but i hope to start doing them at some point. the next video will have music in it
13.08.2024 2:39 am Wait, if love is an action, then is unrequited love an oxymoron?
depends on the weather
03.08.2024 5:15 pm Should we, as a society, collectively remove dialogue from movies, bringing about the return of the silent era of cinema?
silent films were never silent. they had simply failed to invent the unmute button
01.08.2024 1:30 am Never gonna…
- [ ] give you up
- [ ] let you down
- [ ] run around
- [ ] desert you
- [ ] make you cry
- [ ] say goodbye
- [ ] tell a lie
- [ ] get it not this time never ever gonna get it my lovin'
all of the below
28.07.2024 8:46 pm would now be a good time to go for a swim at the beach?
any time is a good time. actually try a time different to any time for maximum goodness
28.07.2024 4:24 am What is NOT the answer to this question?
i could think of a few promising candidates of things that are not answers
27.07.2024 7:15 pm so, it's a park by the side of the ocean?
what is? nevermind, yes
27.07.2024 2:54 pm how many letters long is the title of your next song (excluding spaces)
the name of the song is somewhere on the website right now
26.07.2024 2:04 pm help me make a decision. should i brush my teeth with my right hand or my left hand? <sub>or a toothbrush</sub>
install pre-brushed teeth
30.05.2024 2:19 pm what are the first and last words of the next song?
"it's" and "you"
24.07.2024 11:00 am How do I draw a _freehand_ perfect circle?
find a perfect circle, draw everything else around it
23.07.2024 1:29 am I will set myself on fire for you
that's great to hear
22.07.2024 11:34 am Why you afraid of orchards?
i am not
Is one or two fruit trees okay? What is the quantifiable amount of fruit trees in a grouped setting, before the phobia sets in for you?
21.07.2024 2:27 pm can you gimme me a sneak peek of the next song?
if i gave one to you then i'd have to give one to everybody, which i will, but the quirk is that it will be a sneak peek of the entire song
07.07.2024 4:29 pm what's the first letter of the name of the next song
it's O
26.05.2024 5:49 pm where's the bathroom?
probably inside the bathhouse
19.05.2024 11:23 pm what does the sign say in the youtube post?
beams on wall
is it a clue?
for what? nevermind, no
13.05.2024 6:12 pm how do you do it?
there will be a tutorial, with diagrams
09.05.2024 10:42 pm is starshow.mp4 a teaser for an upcoming song of yours?
no, i made that to test something but i can't remember what
29.04.2024 5:22 pm how many punctuation marks can i put at the end of my sentence before people start getting pissed off at me??!.,,?,.‽—!..¿…?;?¡
as many as you want as long as they know you're testing the waters
27.04.2024 3:03 pm Is the floor really lava?
you'll have to test it. needless to say the presence of lava will be hard to miss
23.04.2024 10:17 am What's the opposite of an atom?
ztom
21.04.2024 10:50 pm can you give me a list of things you're working on right now?
sure.
- i can't tell you (orchard phobia)
\ - more specifically, writing and vox
- i can't tell you (sigmarune)
- a video
- a video
- a video
what about a preview? you haven't posted a preview in a while
i actually have
will luna amulet and dog park/tabby is awake be coming out soon?
how in the world do you know about those? i don't know
will there be an album
maybe
15.04.2024 3:54 pm What isn't Copper?
let me check..
08.04.2024 3:08 pm How and why is our universe infinite and finite at the same time?
aesthetic
10.04.2024 2:39 pm God is dead and we have killed him. But how?
with kindness
06.04.2024 2:07 pm is the next orchard phobia song that's going to be released about "observing the reflection of the sunlight off the lunar surface refract within the crystalline structure of an amulet shaped like a crescent moon i have placed upon the east wall of my bedroom"?
i have no idea
02.04.2024 11:46 pm containment 2.0 is around the corner???
i have no idea
05.04.2024 3:42 pm If you purchase a work of conceptual art, does that technically mean you're buying an idea?
it might not work as an idea, and you'd probably have had the idea before you purchased the art anyway
19.03.2024 1:53 am the music that plays in the "port content" video is...?
☐ made specifically for the video
☐ the orchard phobia theme song
☐ an upcoming orchard phobia song that will be released
tick all that apply
it is a variant of a song i have not posted yet
14.03.2024 9:45 pm can i have the full song from 11.03.24 on the words page?
nah, it's locked away forever
14.03.2024 4:45 pm Why haven't I solved the mystery of life?
the same reason you haven't solved 0÷0
25.02.2024 4:00 am what is the average color on this webpage? as in, if you add up all the colors, and divide them by the number of colors, which color is that?
probably green
24.02.2024 8:19 am what's the difference between love and lust?
the meaning
16.02.2024 4:52 pm what did the bartender say to the floor?
something about dogs, on porches, probably
13.02.2024 4:15 pm Are pressed pennies technically NFTs?
sure, as much as they are art
11.02.2024 10:21 pm tell me a joke
ok, what did the bartender say to the floor
06.02.2024 5:32 pm face reveal?
i already did
04.02.2024 4:02 pm Is one as in as one does a person?
sure
30.01.2024 2:24 pm do you filter html tags?
yes
if yes, if i were to include tags would you add them?
it depends on the weather
29.01.2024 4:19 pm Somebody stole my bike :(
i'll make some calls
28.01.2024 7:53 pm where do you live
in the mountains
28.01.2024 3:17 am which one of the 18 songs has the highest chance/percentage of completion?
what one of these are you asking
27.01.2024 3:19 am hey man, your Words (https://orchardphobia.com/secret/words/) were so inspiring and moving, and i want to learn to write like you do. could you explain in detail how you do those words? thanks.
even if we had an hour and a park bench i probably couldn't tell you. i'm just trying to complete a puzzle
20.01.2024 8:14 pm oh man i dropped my cupcake
there are more on the table
19.01.2024 10:52 pm what Are you working on apart from songs?
a blog page. actually now that you mention it i am going to make it live tonight
18.01.2024 12:59 am do you hope that one of your songs ever makes it into a rhythm game
indifferent
like ddr or taiko?
i don't know what those are
17.01.2024 10:46 am who are you listening to at the moment
john powell, port blue, breanne duren, the japanese house, aphex twin, aisha duo, michelle branch, lights, adam young,
13.01.2024 5:17 am WHat do you eat for breakfast
emails
16.01.2024 3:29 pm What is the picture you posted on yt from?
a video
15.01.2024 5:46 pm yippee!!!
sure, thanks for asking
12.01.2024 3:07 am thoughts on being in public spaces? (such as shopping malls)
08.01.2024 4:37 pm why did you delete the other pages
i didn't. click the &. actually i added a new page
31.12.2023 4:43 pm what are you working on now?
18 songs at once. eventually i will write and record the rest and release them one by one while i work on other stuff. there may be a video soon, depending on how much i'm doing
27.06.2023 8:18 pm Are the orchard phobia songs sung by the cubes?
sure
20.08.2023 10:01 pm How do you make the stickman guys videos? (Wich programms?)
logic and reason
18.12.2023 4:20 pm if you are talking with someone, what's the worst thing to say?
trade secrets
12.12.2023 6:29 pm should I be concerned about the lamp machine tour?
no, it's actually fiction
15.12.2023 5:55 pm would you post something youre working on even if its just a bit
08.12.2023 3:57 am ever wanted to know what your videos sound like with weird effects? for some reason this guy is taking your videos and adding random effects on them.
05.12.2023 11:22 pm So yep i visit to yes yes restaurant and I don't think what on the menu so...
And the menu say: "imagine." then i eat imagine so...
make me feel saying "wow i put imagine on my head" and does imagine taste good?
i imagine it does
05.12.2023 10:39 pm It's been a while, what's happening
i can't tell you what's happening, and i trust it will be longer
26.11.2023 12:44 am Can i hear an early version of hello cashier?
13.11.2023 3:35 pm i have an idea. could you make a song about making guesses about things (whether good or bad), and feeling scared about them coming true?
(e.g. what if this die rolls a 6 on the first try? oh no i'm feeling scared)
sure, that sounds like an idea
09.11.2023 11:05 pm is the next song gonna have a video?
i'll get back to you. i need to do some math here,
04.11.2023 2:06 pm are you struggling with your mental health? do you need help?
no
03.11.2023 9:58 pm would you consider exploring different themes and topics in your songs?
i employ "DIY themes", which is where you decide what the theme is
02.11.2023 11:55 pm is it weird if i actually relate to your songs
no, i relate to them as well
30.10.2023 9:24 pm what are you doing RIGHT NOW
final vox
28.10.2023 7:41 am can you say "i saw a cat"
yes i can
26.10.2023 2:11 am what's the next song about?
it's about keeping secrets that people already know anyway
07.10.2023 2:48 am what do you think about the internet
could be useful
05.10.2023 10:29 pm what are you working on now?
the next song
05.10.2023 1:14 pm are you bill wertz
no. thanks for checking
03.10.2023 2:54 pm can you make a song about a n x i o u s situations
ah, this is a DIY project. try humming, in an anxious situation
30.09.2023 3:51 pm what's your favorite tf2 map?
ghost fort
30.09.2023 6:18 am how many members are in the team?
me. so that's about 2000 of members
29.09.2023 3:06 pm is chicken on the moon the song about going up and down from 14.08.2023 3:57 pm
no, chicken was finished video/music wise a year ago. it isn't much different from the old version,
all i did was remix it slightly and update the video. the up and down video is coming, hopefully before the next song
28.09.2023 10:52 pm you promised that they would blow my socks off! i mean, i brought my popcorn and everything! what happened?
they are having cooking lessons
27.09.2023 9:19 pm I have a question about some of the things you used in routine
that's ok
What did you use for that main airy plucky thing from the start
i can't remember the name. it's long and silly and is something to do with memories
Could you tell me what strings and piano you used in Routine?
there are multiple pianos in that. i don't even have to open it to tell you one of them is una corda. ok i looked and the other one is noire. also the airy plucky thing is this
Thanks
26.09.2023 7:11 pm how many monitors do you HAVE?!!
3. 2 until i go and buy another one
what do you use them for?
using the computer with extra space
26.09.2023 5:19 pm What is happening right now
grief. one of my monitors died. on the other hand, i've selected the next song, so that's going into the next phase.
24.09.2023 2:34 pm how's the team doing right now?
busy
24.09.2023 11:21 am opinions on antarctica
too hot
24.09.2023 3:13 am favorite football (or soccer) team
i don't have one
23.09.2023 6:11 pm when's the next song coming?
probably late october
23.09.2023 1:22 pm in california can you smoke marijuana?
yes
21.09.2023 8:02 pm do you have a job
yes
21.09.2023 7:54 pm You heard of JummBox?
no, but i have now
Have you ever tried it?
21.09.2023 2:10 am can you do a huge crowd with many different voices singing in unison for one of your songs?
i'll run it by the team
14.09.2023 12:41 am are you good at writing fictional characters?
i don't know
are you good at writing stories?
i'll write the world, line for line
13.09.2023 7:09 pm have you considered collabing with other people?
sure, but that's not something i'm going to pursue any time this century
13.09.2023 6:56 pm will there be a bigger video for hello cashier?
no, but i'm planning on posting a few non song videos
10.09.2023 11:35 pm is "hello cashier" the song about long streets, darkness, despair, jazz brass, secret missions, realization?
if not, could you tell me what the song "hello cashier" is about?
09.09.2023 4:25 pm is "hello cashier" gonna include the personification of your train of thought?
sure
07.09.2023 10:16 pm did you finish the song yet?
if we're talking about the song i was working on a video for previously (it is called hello cashier - to make up for accidentally lying about finishing it last month), yes, it is finalized. since then i have switched to writing another song, which i will then record, and then i'll probably write and record more, etc, until i decide on one to make a video for. if i've learned anything from this, it's that i will no longer be making promises as the crosshairs of my efforts tend to travel the universe on a whim
01.09.2023 3:45 pm can you make a sound effect for somebody being hit in the head with a frying pan
sure
01.09.2023 2:39 pm will the style for orchard phobia songs change forever after the music video?
