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21.11.2025 12:37 pm   Does every enlightenment cast a new shadow?

if it were in an empty room then probably not

18.11.2025 9:38 pm   "Fitter. Happier. More productive, comfortable. Not drinking too much; regular exercise at the gym three days a week; getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries. At ease. Eating well; no more microwave dinners and saturated fats. A patient, better driver; a safer car, baby smiling in back seat. Sleeping well, no bad dreams; no paranoia. Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole. Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then. Will frequently check credit at moral bank. Hole in wall. Favors for favors; fond, but not in love. Charity standing orders, on Sundays ring road supermarket. No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants. Car wash, also on Sundays. No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, nothing so childish; at a better pace, slower and more calculated. No chance of escape. Now self-employed. Concerned, but powerless; an empowered and informed member of society. Pragmatism, not idealism. Will not cry in public; less chance of illness; tires that grip in the wet. Shot of baby strapped in back seat. A good memory. Still cries at a good film. Still kisses with saliva. No longer empty and frantic. Like a cat tied to a stick that's driven into frozen winter shit. The ability to laugh at weakness. Calm. Fitter, healthier and more productive. A pig in a cage on antibiotics." —Radiohead

Opinion on this quote?

ah, interpretive art

15.11.2025 11:46 am   I asked this question to someone else, but he is refusing to answer properly for the time being, no doubt in part due to my having made some errors borne out of needless haste.

maybe this person assumes you could easily finish your own sentence, so to speak

  I have sent him a simpler version of the question; in the meantime (with corrections), C Cmaj7 Cmaj7/F Bbadd9/F Dmin9 Dmin6 Bb/D Gmin9 C13 C11 Dbadd9 Db7add#4 ____? What are my best options?

those are some impressive chords. is what i would probably say if i could read music like that, but alas i never bothered learning. thanks for asking me though

13.11.2025 5:14 pm   A woman was trying to move a desk today but I still had a worksheet on it. As I was packing up my stuff, she asked me, "Can I?" and I promptly took the paper off the desk and said, "Sorry," and before moving the desk she said, "No, you're good." So why don't I believe her? Why do I still feel so guilty

provide a pre-moved table next time

12.11.2025 4:53 pm   what is the difference between knowledge and wisdom?

facts and feelings

12.11.2025 1:50 pm   have you ever found love? have you ever been in love?

i understood the reference there

10.11.2025 6:15 am   anything in the works, in the chipper, or are ya vacationing in the middle of pluto rn?

Yes

08.11.2025 5:56 pm   i knew a particular version of him that may not be who he is anymore. for all i know, he may not even be a he

there are too many possibilities

07.11.2025 8:15 am   what is hate, and money?

a cult classic tv series waiting to happen

29.10.2025 9:41 pm   i wonder what would happen if you took mush and combined it with slop and merged their properties and characteristics.

Slush

28.10.2025 11:03 am   how to get into big trouble?

break various laws, rules, etc

25.10.2025 4:43 pm   Would you rather be unhinged or depronged?

you can always get re-hinged

24.10.2025 6:17 pm   what is awesome, and cool?

some recreational activities

23.10.2025 7:04 pm   i don't know what i'm going to do without her. but whatever it is, i've been doing it for the past year and a half

sounds like you're all set then

24.10.2025 2:00 pm   28.10.2024 3:50 am there's an "oceanside park" on long island

there are more than that surely

20.10.2025 3:52 pm   how to make mistakes?

it's eassy

18.10.2025 1:35 pm   rate my professors? more like DATE my professors amirite hahahahaha haha ha… ha…? guys? ………guys? ha? hahaha? haha? anybody? uh… uh………

it's a free world

18.10.2025 1:17 am   what blender addons do you use

nothing you don't see everyone else use really

16.10.2025 6:09 am   🅱️ or 🐝?

B

15.10.2025 6:50 pm   hey
opinions on icecream?

not as cold as they make it seem

15.10.2025 8:24 am   How does the

with discretion

13.10.2025 3:20 pm   The Three B's of Non-Dancing Music: Baroque, Bebop, and Braindance?

i think you're lying. one of those has dance in the name

08.10.2025 9:09 pm   i'm just wondering, are you still on earth? i can't stand all these rumors that i've heard. someone said you left the planet, but i don't believe a word

i'm around the world actually

07.10.2025 6:03 pm   best root beer root, in root beer?

i wouldn't know. i drink exclusively root free beer

06.10.2025 8:59 pm   i'm just playing games, i know that's plastic love

love seems rather malleable

02.10.2025 7:28 pm   how far is too far

my guess would fall within the bounds of here and over there

01.10.2025 8:12 pm   did you make the pyramids?

no but i was in the room when they came up with the toruses

29.09.2025 5:52 pm   thoughts on experimental literature?

i blew up the lab experimenting too hard. don't do it

26.09.2025 5:18 am   Woodworking, who would've known that wood would work?

which came first, tongue twisters or woodworking

24.09.2025 5:16 am   how many wrongs does it take to make a right?

-1

22.09.2025 2:19 pm   do you remember the 21st night of september?

what year? nevermind, yes

19.09.2025 3:09 pm   how to measure whether something is good or bad? also, how to measure whether the method of measurement is good or bad?

make something up. then use that

17.09.2025 3:38 am   when you check the questions asked, what is the preferred number of questions you would like to be there?

i ask someone else what it should be each time, and then prefer that

17.09.2025 12:07 am   13.09.2025 11:31 pm the chance of it being a commonly used word randomily is low, but not 0.

i would never type actively changing letters. you Just can't Do That

16.09.2025 10:05 am   can you send 12 grapes to my place but make sure they don't get crushed in shipping, same day delivery and use a spaceship to get it to me please.

grapes expanded in shipping. ship has beached

15.09.2025 8:22 pm   the smileage has begun :) :) :) :) :)

ok. the council will deliberate

13.09.2025 11:31 pm   what is a word you'll never type?

this

12.09.2025 7:09 pm   (wake me up) wake me up inside (can't wake up) wake me up inside (save me) call my name and save me from the dark (wake me up) bid my blood to run (can't wake up) before i come undone (save me) save me from the nothing i've become

ok i will send someone over

11.09.2025 9:38 am   fav food!?!?!?

word salad

11.09.2025 12:22 am   thoughts on intimacy, and romance?

world-famous recipe

10.09.2025 10:21 pm   boo

sorry if you got really scared and did 982 backflips in a row from this

that's ok, nothing happened. i can't read

10.09.2025 9:57 am   how do you avoid bots from spamming questions?

hired assassins

10.09.2025 7:35 am   I'm racist against people that are colored in a color that is beyond the capabilities of the human eye (visible light) I'm also unsure if such people exist but once I figure out a way to confirm that they do I will definitely be racist against them.

all people emit infrared

09.09.2025 7:39 am   hi

hi

08.09.2025 12:30 am   opinion on ai?

audio interface? yeah i have one, it's pretty cool

07.09.2025 11:45 pm   did you literally just edit that image and spend all the work just to answer 07.09.2025 7:10 am in hilarous way?

07.09.2025 7:29 pm   anyways, are the persons in your videos numbered like person0000, person0001, person0002, etc? and do you anticipate having a person1000?

no

07.09.2025 7:10 am   what info do you actually see on your end when this question is asked? do you see my ip? my device? or just the question?

this appears on my screen

06.09.2025 6:17 pm   Why did the chicken arrive at the destination?

to get to this question

01.09.2025 8:27 pm   should the sheeple wake up or stay asleep?

i will count them at night either way

30.08.2025 1:22 pm   thoughts on multistable perception?

i have only ever perceived one stable at a time

27.08.2025 4:58 pm   thoughts on garden-path sentences?

they make you look a couple times is enough to figure it out though

25.08.2025 2:31 pm   what's an antiquity?

old

20.08.2025 4:30 pm   what is book?

ancient technology

16.08.2025 8:29 pm   what is an answer?

let me check the book of answers (book contains another book, etc)

14.08.2025 8:30 pm   which way is backward?

any way you want

11.08.2025 5:31 pm   i kissed a girl and i liked it, hope my boyfriend don't mind it. do you believe my story?

we live in a universe of possibilities

08.08.2025 3:38 am   can you believe it's 2015

no

06.08.2025 6:15 pm   how many tastes in music do you have? how many are good, and how many are bad?

everything is bad. i hate music actually. Leave this website

03.08.2025 3:41 pm   what's with these homies dissing my girl? what did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent?

they would diss their own girl but her schedule is packed

02.08.2025 1:50 pm   do you ever just look at the stars and think, "these are just a bunch of giant clouds"

once or twice

31.07.2025 1:37 pm   Does the Big Bang imply the existence of a Wee Whimper?

i'm just wondering what would have happened if it was any larger of a bang

30.07.2025 9:20 am   tell me, do you still remember when a touch could last forever?

i don't no

29.07.2025 6:27 pm   Are You Okay

Yes

29.07.2025 8:47 am   would you believe your eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as i fell asleep?

no

28.07.2025 8:36 am   talk dirty to me, rune.

4001 hand sanitizer facts you didn't know

24.07.2025 7:04 pm   i don't know where, confused about how as well

at least we know when (24.07.2025 7:04 pm)

23.07.2025 8:34 pm   show me a garden that's bursting into life

ok

20.07.2025 4:31 am   if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?

already forgot about it. you just reminded me

19.07.2025 6:53 pm   How strange it is to be anything at all!

things are just gonna get stranger. that's just what they do

17.07.2025 7:08 pm   what's the difference between nice and kind?

kindness is about feelings and niceness is about presentation

15.07.2025 3:07 pm   What shouldn't be intertwined?

un-twinables. keep out of direct twination

15.07.2025 12:42 pm   27.04.2025 1:50 pm that's not true. everyone is princess

only in eligible states

12.07.2025 3:57 am   why did the chicken ask a question?

to get to the answer

08.07.2025 4:38 pm   I have created a New Year’s resolution in July and it is to stop trying to help or guide anyone who has not explicitly asked for help or guidance. I can’t believe it has taken me so long to realize the obvious necessity and logic of this, but better late than never. Do you find it easy or challenging to mind your own business?

i go out of my way to mind my own business

07.07.2025 7:59 am   why was a road built across the chicken's path?

so the chicken has the opportunity to do something that will be talked about for centuries to come

06.07.2025 3:12 pm   Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you'll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you'll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?

this is just what you're meant to do in dreams, surely

06.07.2025 8:42 am   thoughts on my wednesday vacation?

great. just kidding i wasn't there

05.07.2025 12:39 pm   in the oceanside park, there’s two lines not written in the lyrics: one in the third chorus that starts with “let’s build a campfire…”

Let's build a campfire on Ruby Beach
I know how you feel, and in the end I hope you dream of me

  and a spoken bit right after “i’ll be there soon…”. What are the words to these?

I slept in, I'm sorry

i didn't actually realize i hadn't updated the page. i changed those lines around pretty late.
actually the solo wasn't even there until just before mastering

05.07.2025 5:45 am   i like this website thanks for making it :D
and the actual question, what do you think about holidays?

good news for those who like being happy

04.07.2025 6:03 pm   top 5 things that should go away forever and never come back?

top 10 lists. too much for me

03.07.2025 9:29 am   why hasn't there been any iconic art/entertainment/media/content/slop/diversions/distractions/etc. since Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight (2008)?

you ask as if the entire entertainment industry ground to a halt in 2008

02.07.2025 11:10 am   is it true that stupid people think they're smart and smart people think they're stupid?

i wonder what people are if they think neither

01.07.2025 6:25 am   do you talk a lot

about as often as i need to

30.06.2025 6:27 pm   other or prefer not to say?

30.06.2025 11:34 am   why are so many bill wurtz fans trans?

i'm not sure what survey or statistics you are referring to but generally similar kinds of people have similar taste in music and entertainment

  does his music make you trans or is bill wurtz secretly trans or what?

i don't know, i haven't talked to him about that. if it was secret why would it affect anything

28.06.2025 12:11 am   test one two check is the recipient receiving, this is transmitted through a walkie talkie

mine is broken

27.06.2025 11:56 am   Do a barrel roll!

i don't have any barrels available to me right now

25.06.2025 6:26 pm   i once had a girl, or should i say she once had me

look into the ocean. there's fish there

23.06.2025 6:57 pm   5 things that define the 2010s

i would have to say 2011, 2014, 2016, 2017, and - this may be a bit of a stretch - 2015. bonus item: catchy music

21.06.2025 2:23 pm   12.06.2025 10:06 am what's your opinion on public stances?

i keep a majority of stances private. in stance stables

20.06.2025 2:22 pm   If violence is the answer, then what is the question?

what is tonight's dinner table topic

20.06.2025 8:21 am   violence?

Dinner table topic of the year

19.06.2025 6:09 am   how to eat a swedish meatball

eat it in swedish

18.06.2025 10:48 am   i'm terrible at drinking water. i always choke on it

look up some tutorials. try Youtube.com

16.06.2025 7:31 pm   if i saw you on the street, would i have you in my dreams tonite

you might see the street

14.06.2025 8:31 pm   have you ever heard two turtledoves bill and coo when they love?

no

14.06.2025 4:32 pm   can technology make things harder?

sure. how about a steering wheel that occasionally steers in the opposite direction with no warning

12.06.2025 10:06 am   thoughts on peace, love, and understanding? or sex, drugs, and rock-'n-roll, whichever one

they are all related. no matter what you do you're probably gonna experience all of (or a majority of) these things

10.06.2025 5:37 pm   hello, is it me you're looking for?

i wasn't looking for anybody in particular. i will provide updates next time i am

10.06.2025 2:18 pm   in my life, why do I give valuable time to people who don't care if i live or die?

i don't know

09.06.2025 9:51 am   is this the place we used to love? is this the place that i've been dreaming of?

this is (checking url) orchardphobia.com

08.06.2025 5:33 pm   monkeyless homunculus or atari avatar?

i prefer my homunculi monkeyfied

07.06.2025 12:34 pm   oh simple thing, what have you done?

not enough

06.06.2025 6:26 pm   would you try to etch it, or permanently sketch it? or perhaps etch a sketch it?

i erase it

05.06.2025 6:08 pm   thoughts on timber? or timbre, whichever one

they are not so easily interchangeable

03.06.2025 6:25 pm   What if Jacques Offenbach, Burt Bacharach, and Sergei Rachmaninoff had a baby? Would it be called Offenbacharachmaninoff, Bacharachmaninoffenbach, or Rachmaninoffenbacharach?

they could call it john

01.06.2025 3:06 pm   what are you doing up at this late century?

mowing the lawn

28.05.2025 6:25 pm   5 things that define the 2020s

2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024. maybe even more

27.05.2025 8:13 am   Brät, Wurst or Bratwurst?

rat

26.05.2025 10:33 pm   why is everything so dumb and stupid?

look at it from another angle.

or something

26.05.2025 6:03 am   thoughts on inner beauty?

artistic

25.05.2025 1:25 pm   you said you were going to release more music

orchard phobia has been on the backburner recently. there is new stuff i get to write and record though so it shouldn't be long. OP has really become a "whenever i feel like it" sort of thing for me. i apologize if you really do look forward to new OP music. there will be more though

25.05.2025 12:35 pm   worst emoji?

dog Emoji

23.05.2025 12:21 pm   you say you’ve already done a face reveal — as orchard phobia? where?

here you go

23.05.2025 9:41 am   the sky is spinning but falling down and crushing my spine. i stand to reach it, but never seem to touch my dreams. when will life be my own?

it already is

22.05.2025 4:29 pm   will you still need me, will you still feed me, when i'm sixty-four?

are there healthcare benefits

22.05.2025 6:47 am   am i only dreaming, or is this burning an eternal flame?

try pinching yourself

20.05.2025 5:31 pm   thoughts on 3D animated persons?

they get the job done

20.05.2025 12:31 pm   Shower the people you love with love? Show them the way that you feel?

ok? i'll see what i can do?

19.05.2025 8:26 pm   Why are there no https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=410 https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=411 https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=412 etc.?

17.05.2025 4:48 am   what is flirting?

a type of job interview

16.05.2025 4:46 am   over the trees, under the bridge and over the town, are you going to tell me the things that you're feeling out loud?

you'll just have to guess

15.05.2025 1:17 pm   what is the mother in law stereotype and why is it so timeless

the MILU (mother in law union) is fighting to defeat these stereotypes. #milpower #milrights

15.05.2025 6:56 am   why in the world would anybody put chains on me? i'm not happy when i try to fake it

i hope you remain chainless i suppose

14.05.2025 8:36 am   what is the nature of kudos?

positivity

14.05.2025 5:07 am   and another one bites the dust, oh why can i not conquer love?

unconquerable

13.05.2025 6:48 pm   what is the opposite of phobophobia?

ɐᴉqoɥdoqoɥd

12.05.2025 4:54 pm   what is size?

bigness

11.05.2025 4:11 pm   if you could blow up the world with the flick of a switch, would you do it?

no

10.05.2025 2:26 pm   what is the opposite of fear?

depends on what flavor of fear you're talking about

09.05.2025 9:47 am   thoughts on lumber?

provides a framework, supports frames of work, i could go on

08.05.2025 6:56 am   How do you solve a problem like Maria?

ask Maria's questions page

07.05.2025 8:43 pm   there is no real world. that's not a question, but i did it anyway

i'll notify the press

07.05.2025 9:01 am   Are computer/phone screens technically just really long movies?

they are video games

05.05.2025 11:17 pm   thoughts on null?

03.05.2025 12:02 pm   is it ever about sides?

it's about what's in the middle

03.05.2025 4:18 am   i forgot what i was going to ask

that's ok

01.05.2025 11:02 am   what do you think about the movie Dune directed by Alejandro Jodorowsky? I’ve never seen it

i've never seen any movies

30.04.2025 2:34 pm   Screen recording?

sure

29.04.2025 12:14 am   will you post more music

sure

28.04.2025 4:38 pm   Screenshot?

sure

28.04.2025 12:50 am   is your smile stuck, or can you go back to frownland? :( :( :( :(

i can do anything i want

27.04.2025 5:12 pm   why do birds suddenly appear every time I am near?

oh, birdfirmation bias

27.04.2025 1:50 pm   are you a princess?

no

26.04.2025 5:50 am   are you gonna do everything that you're not supposed to do? open to page 1 and then skip ahead to page 2?

i've considered it

25.04.2025 7:25 pm   would you like some ambrosia with that nectar?

i do not have any nectar

25.04.2025 2:43 pm   thoughts on aether?

fake

25.04.2025 1:01 pm   thoughts on fire?

i am noticing a pattern

25.04.2025 6:42 am   how much can u bench press?

the Whole Universe

25.04.2025 4:12 am   thoughts on air?

seems people can't help but have thoughts on air these days

24.04.2025 1:18 pm   thoughts on water?

i'm just wondering if they also apply to ice

24.04.2025 12:57 pm   thoughts on earth?

all thoughts happen on Earth. actually, most thoughts happen on Earth

21.04.2025 6:32 pm   why is this world such a lonely place?

...you ask the stranger on the internet from the other side of the universe
have you tried looking Outside

18.04.2025 6:48 pm   þouȝts on þe letter þ?

great for only the most unique people to use and talk about all the time

18.04.2025 1:16 pm   3…2…1…____?

don't tell me... is it another underscore?

18.04.2025 7:41 am   abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz&?

i'm sorry, i can't answer any alphabet related questions at this time

17.04.2025 12:38 pm   what’s the best birthday present?

how about an online message

16.04.2025 3:20 pm   …but how is easter?

oncoming

15.04.2025 9:12 pm   Science, fuck yeah?

Everything, fuck yeah

14.04.2025 11:16 pm   What’s the difference between a fear and a phobia?

phobia is fear but irrational

13.04.2025 12:43 am   do you find gardens equally as phobia-worthy as orchards or are they equally unscary

they are both mildly scary

11.04.2025 2:56 am   who what when where why is easter

made up. to sell more rabbits

10.04.2025 6:03 am   What is everyone?

it makes me wonder what happens in a situation when the only things available are twos

04.04.2025 6:14 am   I see down this questions page that you used to have a writing page. Is that still available if I poke around this site enough or is it offline now? I never got to see it

it is in the vault now

30.03.2025 12:47 pm   alphabet soup or word salad?

your ambiguous question fails to mention the biggest player in the game: sentence burger

29.03.2025 3:51 am   what do you think about the movie There’s Something About Mary? I’ve never seen it

it's great. just kidding, i've never seen it

28.03.2025 6:24 am   what’s the best April fools joke

do the joke the next day

26.03.2025 6:55 am   how high would you like to get on 4/20?

as high as they let you

24.03.2025 5:51 am   icy james, icy james, icy james, what does that mean?

it sounds like James is notably cold

20.03.2025 5:20 am   people keep telling me to steal the spice trade, but there aren’t that many spice trades left for me to steal. what should i do?

invent something to trade

17.03.2025 9:11 pm   dude… are you real?

yes

14.03.2025 8:11 am   What are you not afraid of?

anything that isn't something i am afraid of

13.03.2025 8:57 am   if i could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass us by?

it already does

12.03.2025 10:09 pm   what do you think of the movie The Notebook

never seen it

11.03.2025 3:16 am   who won the civil war ?

let's be real. who didn't

10.03.2025 3:24 am   do you have hope for denver?

sure

09.03.2025 1:28 pm   when we meet on a cloud we’ll be laughing out loud?

was there a specific cloud you had in mind

09.03.2025 9:08 am   why do "yes" and "no" sound so similar

they sound pretty different to me

05.03.2025 2:00 pm   how to unarrest development?

start developing. hire a good lawyer

04.03.2025 8:50 pm   have you ever carried a dozen bricks down a brick road, through a brick door, and into a brick house?

no i have not

04.03.2025 9:04 am   if the black-and-blue/white-and-gold dress anomaly spread to other things (laurel/yanny notwithstanding), eventually splitting reality in half, would world war 3 have started in the 2010s?

no

24.02.2025 11:00 am   Why is there nightlight but no daydarkness?

it's dark when i close my eyes

28.02.2025 10:03 am   If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Nevermind, don't answer that. Do you like potatoes?

no

23.02.2025 5:17 pm   do you feel like you're making longer videos? ones that last a really long time? do you feel like you're making stronger videos? online? on vine?

i feel like vine is out of the question

20.02.2025 8:58 am   Is your car safe from supermaneuverable air-defense fighter aircraft?

i don't have a car, i have a supermaneuverable air-defense fighter aircraft

17.02.2025 3:14 pm   have you ever been betrayed, abandoned, or otherwise made an incoherent fool out of?

i do all this recreationally

17.02.2025 11:03 am   what's the most influential movie that doesn't exist?

your funeral: the movie

16.02.2025 12:28 pm   what's the real difference between the Internet and older forms of communication like the television, the printing press, the telephone, and the megaphone?

the concept

15.02.2025 2:25 pm   do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?

no

14.02.2025 2:28 pm   12.02.2025 8:04 pm do you get turned on by the news?

other way around

14.02.2025 7:00 pm   What would you never, ever lie about for as long as you live?

this exact question

13.02.2025 2:09 pm   did you know that a good percentage of rabbits are in hats? ??%, to be exact!

i've heard they make up those statistics

12.02.2025 8:04 pm   do you ever get fooled by the news?

i make the news

09.02.2025 5:58 pm   if the world doesn't end, is it ready to begin?

already did

07.02.2025 9:29 am   is that you on the stage?

i prefer to be behind the stage

06.02.2025 5:47 pm   do you listen to soft music?

i listen to Everything

06.02.2025 8:09 am   If you're waiting for a waiter to deliver your food, aren't you the real waiter?

i'm trying to figure out what you become once you get the food

05.02.2025 9:30 am   what's the difference between deconstruction and deterritorialization?

the meaning and maybe the spelling

04.02.2025 7:40 pm   where has the fun gone

it never left