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30.11.2024 11:53 am   why does everybody seem to be incorrect about who i am?

  perhaps they haven't met you, or you've lied about yourself, or somebody has lied about you to them, or they have misheard something you said about yourself, or they have made an incorrect assumption,


27.11.2024 9:09 pm   Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with 100 hinges or 100 prongs?

  i'd leave them all at home


23.11.2024 1:07 pm   Hinges or Prongs?


19.11.2024 7:00 pm   is love from a person who otherwise hates everyone and everything worth more than love from an empath who naturally has a big heart full of loving-kindness?

  i'm just wondering if there's somebody who hates everyone and everything more than the first person you mention here


12.11.2024 7:49 pm   my apologize if i'm not explaining my question i can explain much more in depth once you response, but how do you make the text appear (like typing or each word appearing one by one that goes through the song or video) on blender? i've been trying to figure that out but all the tutorials i came through is completely useless or take too long. is there a way where you can make the text appear? thanks

  the way i do it and will probably keep doing it is archaic and there are better ways now


02.11.2024 5:17 pm   what makes jacob collier’s music… magi-ck?

  because it has done its job


31.10.2024 5:05 am   Letter C has folks singing it should be removed, that without it the alphabet would be improved. It's a common complaint that's misguided at best, no you can't just replace C with K and with S.

  stop using it. perhaps in time everybody else will katsh on


28.10.2024 3:50 am   are you still waiting in the oceanside park?

  i actually made it up, for show


27.10.2024 6:50 pm   bacteria or archaea?

  i'm not sure i understand the question


21.10.2024 11:49 am   just by listening to the song, can you understand the words to "EEEAAAOOO"?

  i understand the feelings


15.10.2024 9:42 am   Times New Roman, but which times,

  this one

  and where is New Rome?

  41°0′50″N 28°57′20″E


12.10.2024 5:47 pm   thoughts on polyrhythms?

  great to use, especially if you like telling people you have used polyrhythms


10.10.2024 2:03 pm   hi

  hi


10.10.2024 10:26 am   Complete the sequence according to the pattern:

breakfast, bruncheon, luncheon, nuncheon, dinner, ______, breakfast


  pattern:


05.10.2024 3:44 pm   thoughts on the band sungazer?

  i'm just wondering what they do when the sun is down


01.10.2024 11:23 pm   do you think spelling bees should be renamed to orthography bees?

  i think the inclusion of the word "bee" is disingenuous. there are no bees at any stage of the task


01.10.2024 6:45 pm   secret/words?

  instant resistance from the water of the lake. i expected this when i bought tickets to the kitchen sink swimming day


30.09.2024 6:22 pm   is "that's how you do it" gonna get a full version?

  it already did. i'm not sure what you mean by full version


24.09.2024 8:56 am   is it not easy being cheesy?

  not enough cheese


20.09.2024 9:33 am   Is authenticity artificial?

  my opinion is unfortunately organic, and as such is not authentic


13.09.2024 9:27 pm   how do you do it?! TELL ME HOW YOU DO IT

  there will be a tutorial, with diagrams


11.09.2024 7:38 pm   Who do you think won the debate

  i think the stage blew it out of the water


11.09.2024 6:01 am   Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?

  in that case i'm not sure what defines the present


06.09.2024 8:52 am   where can i find the secrety secret page?

  there are instructions on the front page


06.09.2024 8:54 am   Why are there no https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=1
, https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=2
or https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=3 ?


  perhaps they are ignored questions or were asked for testing purposes


28.08.2024 6:45 pm   What If It Rained Milk?

  ah, i learned this one at milk school


06.02.2024 5:32 pm   face reveal?

  i already did


18.08.2024 1:14 pm   Why did the cereal cross the soup?

  to reach the milk


27.08.2024 3:44 pm   can you post some audio?

  sure


17.08.2024 2:06 am   bill wurtz or owl city?

  yes


17.08.2024 1:22 am   who is Brielle??? what is Brielle???

  an ocean town


13.08.2024 1:24 am   is "oceanside park" gonna get a music video?

  no, but i hope to start doing them at some point. the next video will have music in it


13.08.2024 2:39 am   Wait, if love is an action, then is unrequited love an oxymoron?

  depends on the weather


03.08.2024 5:15 pm   Should we, as a society, collectively remove dialogue from movies, bringing about the return of the silent era of cinema?

  silent films were never silent. they had simply failed to invent the unmute button


01.08.2024 1:30 am   Never gonna…
- [ ] give you up
- [ ] let you down
- [ ] run around
- [ ] desert you
- [ ] make you cry
- [ ] say goodbye
- [ ] tell a lie
- [ ] get it not this time never ever gonna get it my lovin'


  all of the below


28.07.2024 8:46 pm   would now be a good time to go for a swim at the beach?

  any time is a good time. actually try a time different to any time for maximum goodness


28.07.2024 4:24 am   What is NOT the answer to this question?

  i could think of a few promising candidates of things that are not answers


27.07.2024 7:15 pm   so, it's a park by the side of the ocean?

  what is? nevermind, yes


27.07.2024 2:54 pm   how many letters long is the title of your next song (excluding spaces)

  the name of the song is somewhere on the website right now


26.07.2024 2:04 pm   help me make a decision. should i brush my teeth with my right hand or my left hand? <sub>or a toothbrush</sub>

  install pre-brushed teeth


30.05.2024 2:19 pm   what are the first and last words of the next song?

  "it's" and "you"


24.07.2024 11:00 am   How do I draw a _freehand_ perfect circle?

  find a perfect circle, draw everything else around it


23.07.2024 1:29 am   I will set myself on fire for you

  that's great to hear


22.07.2024 11:34 am   Why you afraid of orchards?

  i am not

  Is one or two fruit trees okay? What is the quantifiable amount of fruit trees in a grouped setting, before the phobia sets in for you?


21.07.2024 2:27 pm   can you gimme me a sneak peek of the next song?

  if i gave one to you then i'd have to give one to everybody, which i will, but the quirk is that it will be a sneak peek of the entire song


07.07.2024 4:29 pm   what's the first letter of the name of the next song

  it's O


26.05.2024 5:49 pm   where's the bathroom?

  probably inside the bathhouse


19.05.2024 11:23 pm   what does the sign say in the youtube post?

  beams on wall

  is it a clue?

  for what? nevermind, no


13.05.2024 6:12 pm   how do you do it?

  there will be a tutorial, with diagrams


09.05.2024 10:42 pm   is starshow.mp4 a teaser for an upcoming song of yours?

  no, i made that to test something but i can't remember what


29.04.2024 5:22 pm   how many punctuation marks can i put at the end of my sentence before people start getting pissed off at me??!.,,?,.‽—!..¿…?;?¡

  as many as you want as long as they know you're testing the waters


27.04.2024 3:03 pm   Is the floor really lava?

  you'll have to test it. needless to say the presence of lava will be hard to miss


23.04.2024 10:17 am   What's the opposite of an atom?

  ztom


21.04.2024 10:50 pm   can you give me a list of things you're working on right now?

  sure.
- i can't tell you (orchard phobia)
\ - more specifically, writing and vox
- i can't tell you (sigmarune)
- a video
- a video
- a video


  what about a preview? you haven't posted a preview in a while

  i actually have

  will luna amulet and dog park/tabby is awake be coming out soon?

  how in the world do you know about those? i don't know

  will there be an album

  maybe


15.04.2024 3:54 pm   What isn't Copper?

  let me check..


08.04.2024 3:08 pm   How and why is our universe infinite and finite at the same time?

  aesthetic


10.04.2024 2:39 pm   God is dead and we have killed him. But how?

  with kindness


06.04.2024 2:07 pm   is the next orchard phobia song that's going to be released about "observing the reflection of the sunlight off the lunar surface refract within the crystalline structure of an amulet shaped like a crescent moon i have placed upon the east wall of my bedroom"?

  i have no idea


02.04.2024 11:46 pm   containment 2.0 is around the corner???

  i have no idea


05.04.2024 3:42 pm   If you purchase a work of conceptual art, does that technically mean you're buying an idea?

  it might not work as an idea, and you'd probably have had the idea before you purchased the art anyway


02.04.2024 9:42 pm   <span style="position:relative;">

what's the <span style="text-decoration: line-through aquamarine 0.2rem;">worst insult</span><span style="color: aquamarine; position:absolute; top:-0.9rem; left:7.1rem; transform:rotate(-1deg); font-size:0.95rem">best compliment</span> one can receive?

</span>


  hello, etc


01.04.2024 9:51 pm   what's the worst insult one can receive?

  time could be better spent evaluating something else


30.03.2024 10:43 am   what's your favorite chord progesssion?

  whatever this is


19.03.2024 1:53 am   the music that plays in the "port content" video is...?

☐ made specifically for the video
☐ the orchard phobia theme song
☐ an upcoming orchard phobia song that will be released

tick all that apply


  it is a variant of a song i have not posted yet


14.03.2024 9:45 pm   can i have the full song from 11.03.24 on the words page?

  nah, it's locked away forever


14.03.2024 4:45 pm   Why haven't I solved the mystery of life?

  the same reason you haven't solved 0÷0


25.02.2024 4:00 am   what is the average color on this webpage? as in, if you add up all the colors, and divide them by the number of colors, which color is that?

  probably green


24.02.2024 8:19 am   what's the difference between love and lust?

  the meaning


16.02.2024 4:52 pm   what did the bartender say to the floor?

  something about dogs, on porches, probably


13.02.2024 4:15 pm   Are pressed pennies technically NFTs?

  sure, as much as they are art


11.02.2024 10:21 pm   tell me a joke

  ok, what did the bartender say to the floor


06.02.2024 5:32 pm   face reveal?

  i already did


04.02.2024 4:02 pm   Is one as in as one does a person?

  sure


30.01.2024 2:24 pm   do you filter html tags?

  yes

  if yes, if i were to include tags would you add them?

  it depends on the weather


29.01.2024 4:19 pm   Somebody stole my bike :(

  i'll make some calls


28.01.2024 7:53 pm   where do you live

  in the mountains


28.01.2024 3:17 am   which one of the 18 songs has the highest chance/percentage of completion?

  what one of these are you asking


27.01.2024 3:19 am   hey man, your Words (https://orchardphobia.com/secret/words/) were so inspiring and moving, and i want to learn to write like you do. could you explain in detail how you do those words? thanks.

  even if we had an hour and a park bench i probably couldn't tell you. i'm just trying to complete a puzzle


20.01.2024 8:14 pm   oh man i dropped my cupcake

  there are more on the table


19.01.2024 10:52 pm   what Are you working on apart from songs?

  a blog page. actually now that you mention it i am going to make it live tonight


18.01.2024 12:59 am   do you hope that one of your songs ever makes it into a rhythm game

  indifferent

  like ddr or taiko?

  i don't know what those are


17.01.2024 10:46 am   who are you listening to at the moment

  john powell, port blue, breanne duren, the japanese house, aphex twin, aisha duo, michelle branch, lights, adam young,


13.01.2024 5:17 am   WHat do you eat for breakfast

  emails


16.01.2024 3:29 pm   What is the picture you posted on yt from?

  a video


15.01.2024 5:46 pm   yippee!!!

  sure, thanks for asking


12.01.2024 3:07 am   thoughts on being in public spaces? (such as shopping malls)

  trendy


10.01.2024 5:09 am   31.12.2023 4:43 pm can you post one of the 18 songs?

  yes

  at least a snippet

  sure


11.01.2024 2:26 pm   i thought you were a girl

  ok


08.01.2024 4:37 pm   why did you delete the other pages

  i didn't. click the &. actually i added a new page


31.12.2023 4:43 pm   what are you working on now?

  18 songs at once. eventually i will write and record the rest and release them one by one while i work on other stuff. there may be a video soon, depending on how much i'm doing


27.06.2023 8:18 pm   Are the orchard phobia songs sung by the cubes?

  sure


20.08.2023 10:01 pm   How do you make the stickman guys videos? (Wich programms?)

  logic and reason


18.12.2023 4:20 pm   if you are talking with someone, what's the worst thing to say?

  trade secrets


12.12.2023 6:29 pm   should I be concerned about the lamp machine tour?

  no, it's actually fiction


15.12.2023 5:55 pm   would you post something youre working on even if its just a bit

  sure


08.12.2023 3:57 am   ever wanted to know what your videos sound like with weird effects? for some reason this guy is taking your videos and adding random effects on them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjAjiTkD1ms&list=PLXEX6j6z5TeIZffUW2IsE9fjA2Iuu33lb


  thanks, but i can't do anything about this


05.12.2023 11:22 pm   So yep i visit to yes yes restaurant and I don't think what on the menu so...
And the menu say: "imagine." then i eat imagine so...
make me feel saying "wow i put imagine on my head" and does imagine taste good?


  i imagine it does


05.12.2023 10:39 pm   It's been a while, what's happening

  i can't tell you what's happening, and i trust it will be longer


26.11.2023 12:44 am   Can i hear an early version of hello cashier?

  sure, but i can't promise you'll like it


24.11.2023 10:29 pm   have you ever been bullied?

  no


15.11.2023 9:57 pm   ask again later

  ask what. ask who, and how much later


13.11.2023 3:35 pm   i have an idea. could you make a song about making guesses about things (whether good or bad), and feeling scared about them coming true?

(e.g. what if this die rolls a 6 on the first try? oh no i'm feeling scared)


  sure, that sounds like an idea


09.11.2023 11:05 pm   is the next song gonna have a video?

  i'll get back to you. i need to do some math here,


04.11.2023 2:06 pm   are you struggling with your mental health? do you need help?

  no


03.11.2023 9:58 pm   would you consider exploring different themes and topics in your songs?

  i employ "DIY themes", which is where you decide what the theme is


02.11.2023 11:55 pm   is it weird if i actually relate to your songs

  no, i relate to them as well


30.10.2023 9:24 pm   what are you doing RIGHT NOW

  final vox


28.10.2023 7:41 am   can you say "i saw a cat"

  yes i can


26.10.2023 2:11 am   what's the next song about?

  it's about keeping secrets that people already know anyway

  could you gimme a preview?

  sure, but it isn't the next song


25.10.2023 8:37 pm   tell me a fun fact about the next song

  sure, it uses a patch and sample from street war


24.10.2023 3:48 am   are you from england?

  no


21.10.2023 5:26 am   are you excited about the next song?

  yes i am


22.10.2023 11:46 am   Will the up and down video mention the cubes

  no


22.10.2023 2:21 pm   will there be a music video

  i hope so


21.10.2023 6:29 pm   ice cream

  i'll take some notes


21.10.2023 8:43 am   I HATE YOU

  that makes sense


15.10.2023 7:35 pm   let's collab


14.10.2023 12:13 am   are any people gonna get injured in the up/down video or suffer from any form of humiliation?

  it might feature water


13.10.2023 12:31 am   was that you at the "ding!" part of the chicken on the moon video?

  i believe so


12.10.2023 1:56 am   could you make a christmas themed song for the coming christmas?

  sure


10.10.2023 10:41 pm   have you ever made somebody so flippin' angry that it blasted their head off?

  if that were possible, my head would have exploded a long time ago


09.10.2023 8:42 pm   is the up/down video gonna be funny

  it will have it's ups and downs


09.10.2023 6:36 am   can i get a special animation for me?

  right away


08.10.2023 3:35 pm   what about sigmarune? could you make a newgrounds account for sigmarune??

  i wouldn't rule it out


07.10.2023 8:15 pm   can i have a sneak peek at the next song

  sure, i don't see why not


07.10.2023 2:48 am   what do you think about the internet

  could be useful


05.10.2023 10:29 pm   what are you working on now?

  the next song


05.10.2023 1:14 pm   are you bill wertz

  no. thanks for checking


03.10.2023 2:54 pm   can you make a song about a n x i o u s situations

  ah, this is a DIY project. try humming, in an anxious situation


30.09.2023 3:51 pm   what's your favorite tf2 map?

  ghost fort


30.09.2023 6:18 am   how many members are in the team?

  me. so that's about 2000 of members


29.09.2023 3:06 pm   is chicken on the moon the song about going up and down from 14.08.2023 3:57 pm

  no, chicken was finished video/music wise a year ago. it isn't much different from the old version,
  all i did was remix it slightly and update the video. the up and down video is coming, hopefully before the next song


28.09.2023 10:52 pm   you promised that they would blow my socks off! i mean, i brought my popcorn and everything! what happened?

  they are having cooking lessons


27.09.2023 9:19 pm   I have a question about some of the things you used in routine

  that's ok

  What did you use for that main airy plucky thing from the start

  i can't remember the name. it's long and silly and is something to do with memories

  Could you tell me what strings and piano you used in Routine?

  there are multiple pianos in that. i don't even have to open it to tell you one of them is una corda. ok i looked and the other one is noire. also the airy plucky thing is this

  Thanks


26.09.2023 7:11 pm   how many monitors do you HAVE?!!

  3. 2 until i go and buy another one

  what do you use them for?

  using the computer with extra space


26.09.2023 5:19 pm   What is happening right now

  grief. one of my monitors died. on the other hand, i've selected the next song, so that's going into the next phase.


24.09.2023 2:34 pm   how's the team doing right now?

  busy


24.09.2023 11:21 am   opinions on antarctica


  too hot


24.09.2023 3:13 am   favorite football (or soccer) team

  i don't have one


23.09.2023 6:11 pm   when's the next song coming?

  probably late october


23.09.2023 1:22 pm   in california can you smoke marijuana?

  yes


21.09.2023 8:02 pm   do you have a job

  yes


21.09.2023 7:54 pm   You heard of JummBox?

  no, but i have now

  Have you ever tried it?


21.09.2023 2:10 am   can you do a huge crowd with many different voices singing in unison for one of your songs?

  i'll run it by the team


14.09.2023 12:41 am   are you good at writing fictional characters?

  i don't know

  are you good at writing stories?

  i'll write the world, line for line


13.09.2023 7:09 pm   have you considered collabing with other people?

  sure, but that's not something i'm going to pursue any time this century


13.09.2023 6:56 pm   will there be a bigger video for hello cashier?

  no, but i'm planning on posting a few non song videos


10.09.2023 11:35 pm   is "hello cashier" the song about long streets, darkness, despair, jazz brass, secret missions, realization?

if not, could you tell me what the song "hello cashier" is about?


  it's about being completely normal


10.09.2023 4:00 pm   is "hello cashier" https://orchardphobia.com/questions/bounce230711010854.mp3 ?
or is it something else?


  yes it is. albeit a slightly older clip of it


09.09.2023 4:25 pm   is "hello cashier" gonna include the personification of your train of thought?

  sure


07.09.2023 10:16 pm   did you finish the song yet?

  if we're talking about the song i was working on a video for previously (it is called hello cashier - to make up for accidentally lying about finishing it last month), yes, it is finalized. since then i have switched to writing another song, which i will then record, and then i'll probably write and record more, etc, until i decide on one to make a video for. if i've learned anything from this, it's that i will no longer be making promises as the crosshairs of my efforts tend to travel the universe on a whim


01.09.2023 3:45 pm   can you make a sound effect for somebody being hit in the head with a frying pan

  sure


01.09.2023 2:39 pm   will the style for orchard phobia songs change forever after the music video?

  i do not conform to specific styles.
  I'm Just Trying To Be Reasonable


30.08.2023 7:19 pm   30.08.2023 7:11 pm why not?

  i have other things to worry about, like content


30.08.2023 7:11 pm   can you make a discord server??

  yes, but no


30.08.2023 6:59 pm   after the music video, will there be music videos for all future songs or only some of them?

  it depends on how much free time my life has left me at the time


28.08.2023 8:53 pm   which will release first: the music video, or a non-song video?

  most likely the non-song video, since the song in the intended song video keeps changing dramatically


29.08.2023 11:44 pm   Have you heard of tracker music?

  yes i have


29.08.2023 12:46 pm   Why?

  i understand


28.08.2023 12:13 pm   sound design?? ooh! what video is that for?

  the next non-song video

  also can you share a sound you made?

  sure


27.08.2023 7:49 pm   what are you currently working on now?

  the next music video, sound design and final animation for another video, and final vox for the music in the video mentioned previously


23.08.2023 1:24 am   are you good at roleplaying?

  sure. i'm playing the role of a person with answers


20.08.2023 9:56 pm   Are you the daughter of bill wurtz?

  i'm the same species, if that helps


17.08.2023 10:42 am   Is the BFDI coming for you?

  i'm not sure


14.08.2023 8:11 pm   is the next song gonna be like... a theatre song?

  not the next one


14.08.2023 3:57 pm   what's the thing that's gonna come out in a few days?

  a short video about moving up and down


13.08.2023 7:29 pm   27.06.2023 9:47 pm do you have one from blacklight

  yes


13.08.2023 2:53 pm   How many things are you working on

  2 of things. one of the things will be coming out in a few days. it is not the next song video


11.08.2023 7:15 pm   can you gimme a sneak peek of the next song?

  if i gave one to you then i'd have to give one to everybody, which i will, but the quirk is that it will be a sneak peek of the entire song


10.08.2023 12:16 am   is there gonna be a solo in the next song?

  no


10.08.2023 2:41 am   If you had the choice between going out to check the mail, or taking a bite out of a pancake, which would you choose?

  in this day and age, my pancakes are pre-bitten


09.08.2023 9:25 pm   are there gonna be multiple characters singing in the next song?

  maynoyesbe


09.08.2023 11:54 am   is the next song gonna be in the same Orchard Phobia style or is it a different one?

  i'm venturing into the wilderness with this one.
  the wilderness being excessively regular


08.08.2023 7:21 pm   How many letters long is the title of your next song? (excluding the space)

  twelve


07.08.2023 8:21 pm   what is the next song about

  long streets, darkness, despair, jazz brass, secret missions, realization


04.08.2023 7:05 pm   How many words are in the title of your next song?

  2


04.08.2023 6:48 pm   do you have a cat?

  i have every cat


31.07.2023 10:12 pm   What is the next song called

  it's called "what is the next song called".
  it starts with h


26.07.2023 7:09 pm   Is it the Orchard Phobia Theme Vong?!

  it's the checkout theme song


25.07.2023 9:36 pm   I love you

  i understand


25.07.2023 8:40 pm   it this a alternative universe?

  alternative to what


25.07.2023 1:17 am   do you have any thoughts on the following phrase:

"Squee! Squee!"


  i don't have thoughts


23.07.2023 10:07 pm   How to not get attacked by the -------- ?

  i'll ask the team


22.07.2023 10:34 pm   what goes on in the greenroom? TAXES?!!

  frolicking


22.07.2023 1:58 pm   Is it possible to un-cube somebody?

  they switch spots with the cube, and go to the greenroom where they prepare to blow your socks off. i hope to elaborate on this further


20.07.2023 12:32 pm   What happened to him after the -------- attacked?

  probably went to a water park


18.07.2023 5:27 pm   Ask me anything at all

  were you aware that in electic fence when the people are talking over each other one of them says "that's really cool, man i like pigs"


17.07.2023 2:17 am   It has been a while since the last song,

  i may actually sneak a video in there, before the next song

  are you learning 5d video

  i'm inventing it


16.07.2023 2:48 am   is the next [orchard phobia] song gonna be a hard-hitting banger, at least?

  the strength of the hit is up to you to decide


16.07.2023 12:48 am   will the next [orchard phobia] song have EPIC storytelling?

  unfortunately due to drought there has been a shortage of epic. there will be no epicness at this time


16.07.2023 12:36 am   what is the significance of the text "i can't wait to see the show" on the secrety secret page?

  it's a trick statement, because you actually have to wait to see the show


15.07.2023 4:30 am   Will you make any behind the scenes videos? i think it would be cool

  yes


14.07.2023 4:39 am   Is the person singing in the orchard phobia songs a character or are you just bad at singing

  they are sung by a personification of my train of thought.
if you listen hard enough, he/she/none of the above becomes yours


13.07.2023 9:21 pm   how done is the next [orchard phobia] song so far?

  i'm making multiple. most of them are about 9 done points out of 10 done points.


11.07.2023 8:10 pm   What is your next song about?

  it depends on which one i decide is next


09.07.2023 4:10 pm   i'm worried about this. should i pay my taxes

  yes


09.07.2023 4:10 pm   are you okay

  yes


05.07.2023 11:48 am   02.07.2023 2:10 pm Let me say it clearer. Does the next orchard phobia song have anything to do with taxes?

  i'll ask management and get back to you on that


04.07.2023 10:00 pm   What is the cosine of 5385

  let's be real. what isn't it


02.07.2023 2:10 pm   Does the next (orchard phobia) song have anything to do with... ṭ̵̋a̸̬͌x̸̝̋e̵̛̻s̸̗̉?̴͍͂ *ᵦᵣₑₑₑₑₑ*

  let me make an inquiry


27.06.2023 9:47 pm   I like routine. do you have demo versions of it

  i do. rest assured there are even worse versions


27.06.2023 8:17 pm   Are there gonna be any SECRET CODES in the next song?

  sure. hint: it's the entire song


25.06.2023 9:52 pm   is "i can't wait to see the show" a lyric in the next song?!

  let me check


19.06.2023 3:23 am   have you thought about making a music video?

  yes

  when is the next song?

  soon. indubitably close. undeniably near. i'm over the moon.


11.06.2023 2:50 am   opinions on the letter M?

  Many use cases


06.06.2023 9:15 pm   why does the secrety secret link redirect to a rickroll after a few seconds

  aesthetic and feel


30.05.2023 10:16 pm   What is your favorite plugin ?

  in order of least terribleness:
sytrus
omnisphere
kontakt
fl patcher
dr octo rex


  You also said there would be a new song last month !

  i did, but the electric video and the next song had vacation days and could not write and produce themselves


30.05.2023 3:19 am   shall we amount to something?

  if it's ok with the council


27.05.2023 9:58 pm   when's the next [orchard phobia] song

  further away than i'd like


27.05.2023 6:31 pm   you... you DO answer every question, right?

  no


26.05.2023 10:42 pm   did I spoil anything too much in the previous two questions

  spoil what


26.05.2023 10:44 pm   Ooh! Ooh! What about converting images to spectrograms? What do you think of that?

  images already are spectrograms if you squint hard enough


26.05.2023 8:47 pm   25.05.2023 11:22 pm
are any of the aforementioned things going to be useful soon?


  aXQgaXMgbm93


25.05.2023 11:22 pm   do you know about any of the following:

- caesar ciphers
- atbash ciphers
- ascii ciphers (and their two flavors: hex and octal)
- base64 encodings
- base32 encodings
- morse code
- braille


  yes


25.05.2023 8:07 pm   can you enable downloading on Newgrounds?

  i can and i'm pretty sure i did. i only just had the copyright problems solved by none other than tom fulp himself so everything should be up there now.


22.05.2023 10:12 pm   you wanna make a Newgrounds account and upload your songs there?

  i can certainly try.


19.05.2023 1:32 am   kys

  great question. i ran it past google and it wants you to find help


18.05.2023 3:27 pm   How long do you spend on things

  it depends. mostly on the thing


14.05.2023 2:47 am   How's life as a square cube?

  it's, troubling, to say the least


17.04.2023 7:03 pm   why was your website down

  it was lost in a cornfield. i apologize and have added new files to extras to make up for it


02.04.2023 8:26 am   are you trying to be reasonable, and/or sensible?

  i'm just trying to get by. sometimes there's no other choice


25.03.2023 10:06 pm   what's the first letter of the name of the song you're making

  T, but that's for the most likely candidate. I have about 4 at the moment.


19.03.2023 7:48 pm   what's the ETA for the next song?

  this month

  are you working on one now?

  several


02.03.2023 2:53 am   The "hat trick" video is real funny. Was that intended?

  it wasn't exactly not intended


01.03.2023 9:28 am   anything at all

  ah, i understand


28.02.2023 4:45 am   hi

  hi


25.02.2023 3:08 pm   how fast can you sing??

  i'm not sure how i would measure that


24.02.2023 1:45 am   does the video "cube talk" have a meaning?

  no

  i think the purple color is the "calm atmosphere", but when the cube talks about the taxes, the random crazy beeping is the sudden shock and the calm atmosphere dissapears.

  i don't think a cube would actually have to do taxes. maybe he was just trying to be relatable


23.02.2023 9:37 pm   was the "hat trick" video a comedy test?

  it was the result of being extremely excited to make a video as quickly as i could. it was uploaded the same day i wrote it.


09.02.2023 6:34 am   How long did you spend on streetwar

  i sketched it out and left it sometime last year and finished it a few weeks ago. the earliest export was in october 2022.


05.02.2023 8:19 pm   At 0:11, was that morse code in your video "cube talk"?

  that's just random crazy beeping


02.02.2023 5:09 pm   your "hat trick" video got me laughing, and laughing, and LAUGHING UNTIL I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

  i take no responsibility for those who watch my videos at the top of stairs

  now how did THAT happen?

  it would seem that your stairs are not equipped with the latest safety features


01.02.2023 7:18 pm   how is the man stuck under the hat. did he ever escape the hat situation

  there's a whole new world under that hat. he'd prefer to stay put


30.01.2023 11:13 am   gaming

  good for the soul


01.02.2023 6:30 pm   How do you start a song

  i genuinely, truly have no clue


28.01.2023 3:55 pm   can you write the lyrics in brackets in a secret code?

  i already do. cryptographers call it "feelings"


26.01.2023 5:36 pm   can i have permission to use your songs in rhythm games?

  sure


26.01.2023 3:57 pm   do you know

  i'm an expert


16.01.2023 5:58 pm   what are the lyrics of your song "blacklight"?

  i've added them here, just for you


05.01.2023 7:16 pm   hi

  hello


04.01.2023 1:26 am   are you a

public static void main(String args[]){
//stuff here
}

?


  no, i'm a human


04.01.2023 1:24 am   how does this page work? how do you receive the questions on your side? e.g. do you use a discord webbook, mysql, e.t.c.

  one of the above

  also, how can i create a question page like you?

  practice


03.01.2023 12:51 am   who are you?

  i have no clue. i hope this answers your question