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02.11.2024 5:17 pm what makes jacob collier’s music… magi-ck?
because it has done its job
31.10.2024 5:05 am Letter C has folks singing it should be removed, that without it the alphabet would be improved. It's a common complaint that's misguided at best, no you can't just replace C with K and with S.
stop using it. perhaps in time everybody else will katsh on
28.10.2024 3:50 am are you still waiting in the oceanside park?
i actually made it up, for show
27.10.2024 6:50 pm bacteria or archaea?
i'm not sure i understand the question
21.10.2024 11:49 am just by listening to the song, can you understand the words to "EEEAAAOOO"?
i understand the feelings
15.10.2024 9:42 am Times New Roman, but which times,
this one
and where is New Rome?
41°0′50″N 28°57′20″E
12.10.2024 5:47 pm thoughts on polyrhythms?
great to use, especially if you like telling people you have used polyrhythms
10.10.2024 2:03 pm hi
hi
10.10.2024 10:26 am Complete the sequence according to the pattern:
breakfast, bruncheon, luncheon, nuncheon, dinner, ______, breakfast
pattern:
05.10.2024 3:44 pm thoughts on the band sungazer?
i'm just wondering what they do when the sun is down
01.10.2024 11:23 pm do you think spelling bees should be renamed to orthography bees?
i think the inclusion of the word "bee" is disingenuous. there are no bees at any stage of the task
01.10.2024 6:45 pm secret/words?
instant resistance from the water of the lake. i expected this when i bought tickets to the kitchen sink swimming day
30.09.2024 6:22 pm is "that's how you do it" gonna get a full version?
it already did. i'm not sure what you mean by full version
24.09.2024 8:56 am is it not easy being cheesy?
not enough cheese
20.09.2024 9:33 am Is authenticity artificial?
my opinion is unfortunately organic, and as such is not authentic
13.09.2024 9:27 pm how do you do it?! TELL ME HOW YOU DO IT
there will be a tutorial, with diagrams
11.09.2024 7:38 pm Who do you think won the debate
i think the stage blew it out of the water
11.09.2024 6:01 am Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?
in that case i'm not sure what defines the present
06.09.2024 8:52 am where can i find the secrety secret page?
there are instructions on the front page
06.09.2024 8:54 am Why are there no https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=1
, https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=2
or https://orchardphobia.com/questions/questions.php?q=3 ?
perhaps they are ignored questions or were asked for testing purposes
28.08.2024 6:45 pm What If It Rained Milk?
ah, i learned this one at milk school
06.02.2024 5:32 pm face reveal?
i already did
18.08.2024 1:14 pm Why did the cereal cross the soup?
to reach the milk
27.08.2024 3:44 pm can you post some audio?
sure
17.08.2024 2:06 am bill wurtz or owl city?
yes
17.08.2024 1:22 am who is Brielle??? what is Brielle???
an ocean town
13.08.2024 1:24 am is "oceanside park" gonna get a music video?
no, but i hope to start doing them at some point. the next video will have music in it
13.08.2024 2:39 am Wait, if love is an action, then is unrequited love an oxymoron?
depends on the weather
03.08.2024 5:15 pm Should we, as a society, collectively remove dialogue from movies, bringing about the return of the silent era of cinema?
silent films were never silent. they had simply failed to invent the unmute button
01.08.2024 1:30 am Never gonna…
- [ ] give you up
- [ ] let you down
- [ ] run around
- [ ] desert you
- [ ] make you cry
- [ ] say goodbye
- [ ] tell a lie
- [ ] get it not this time never ever gonna get it my lovin'
all of the below
28.07.2024 8:46 pm would now be a good time to go for a swim at the beach?
any time is a good time. actually try a time different to any time for maximum goodness
28.07.2024 4:24 am What is NOT the answer to this question?
i could think of a few promising candidates of things that are not answers
27.07.2024 7:15 pm so, it's a park by the side of the ocean?
what is? nevermind, yes
27.07.2024 2:54 pm how many letters long is the title of your next song (excluding spaces)
the name of the song is somewhere on the website right now
26.07.2024 2:04 pm help me make a decision. should i brush my teeth with my right hand or my left hand? <sub>or a toothbrush</sub>
install pre-brushed teeth
30.05.2024 2:19 pm what are the first and last words of the next song?
"it's" and "you"
24.07.2024 11:00 am How do I draw a _freehand_ perfect circle?
find a perfect circle, draw everything else around it
23.07.2024 1:29 am I will set myself on fire for you
that's great to hear
22.07.2024 11:34 am Why you afraid of orchards?
i am not
Is one or two fruit trees okay? What is the quantifiable amount of fruit trees in a grouped setting, before the phobia sets in for you?
21.07.2024 2:27 pm can you gimme me a sneak peek of the next song?
if i gave one to you then i'd have to give one to everybody, which i will, but the quirk is that it will be a sneak peek of the entire song
07.07.2024 4:29 pm what's the first letter of the name of the next song
it's O
26.05.2024 5:49 pm where's the bathroom?
probably inside the bathhouse
19.05.2024 11:23 pm what does the sign say in the youtube post?
beams on wall
is it a clue?
for what? nevermind, no
13.05.2024 6:12 pm how do you do it?
there will be a tutorial, with diagrams
09.05.2024 10:42 pm is starshow.mp4 a teaser for an upcoming song of yours?
no, i made that to test something but i can't remember what
29.04.2024 5:22 pm how many punctuation marks can i put at the end of my sentence before people start getting pissed off at me??!.,,?,.‽—!..¿…?;?¡
as many as you want as long as they know you're testing the waters
27.04.2024 3:03 pm Is the floor really lava?
you'll have to test it. needless to say the presence of lava will be hard to miss
23.04.2024 10:17 am What's the opposite of an atom?
ztom
21.04.2024 10:50 pm can you give me a list of things you're working on right now?
sure.
- i can't tell you (orchard phobia)
\ - more specifically, writing and vox
- i can't tell you (sigmarune)
- a video
- a video
- a video
what about a preview? you haven't posted a preview in a while
i actually have
will luna amulet and dog park/tabby is awake be coming out soon?
how in the world do you know about those? i don't know
will there be an album
maybe
15.04.2024 3:54 pm What isn't Copper?
let me check..
08.04.2024 3:08 pm How and why is our universe infinite and finite at the same time?
aesthetic
10.04.2024 2:39 pm God is dead and we have killed him. But how?
with kindness
06.04.2024 2:07 pm is the next orchard phobia song that's going to be released about "observing the reflection of the sunlight off the lunar surface refract within the crystalline structure of an amulet shaped like a crescent moon i have placed upon the east wall of my bedroom"?
i have no idea
02.04.2024 11:46 pm containment 2.0 is around the corner???
i have no idea
05.04.2024 3:42 pm If you purchase a work of conceptual art, does that technically mean you're buying an idea?
it might not work as an idea, and you'd probably have had the idea before you purchased the art anyway
02.04.2024 9:42 pm <span style="position:relative;">
what's the <span style="text-decoration: line-through aquamarine 0.2rem;">worst insult</span><span style="color: aquamarine; position:absolute; top:-0.9rem; left:7.1rem; transform:rotate(-1deg); font-size:0.95rem">best compliment</span> one can receive?
</span>
hello, etc
01.04.2024 9:51 pm what's the worst insult one can receive?
time could be better spent evaluating something else
30.03.2024 10:43 am what's your favorite chord progesssion?
whatever this is
19.03.2024 1:53 am the music that plays in the "port content" video is...?
☐ made specifically for the video
☐ the orchard phobia theme song
☐ an upcoming orchard phobia song that will be released
tick all that apply
it is a variant of a song i have not posted yet
14.03.2024 9:45 pm can i have the full song from 11.03.24 on the words page?
nah, it's locked away forever
14.03.2024 4:45 pm Why haven't I solved the mystery of life?
the same reason you haven't solved 0÷0
25.02.2024 4:00 am what is the average color on this webpage? as in, if you add up all the colors, and divide them by the number of colors, which color is that?
probably green
24.02.2024 8:19 am what's the difference between love and lust?
the meaning
16.02.2024 4:52 pm what did the bartender say to the floor?
something about dogs, on porches, probably
13.02.2024 4:15 pm Are pressed pennies technically NFTs?
sure, as much as they are art
11.02.2024 10:21 pm tell me a joke
ok, what did the bartender say to the floor
06.02.2024 5:32 pm face reveal?
i already did
04.02.2024 4:02 pm Is one as in as one does a person?
sure
30.01.2024 2:24 pm do you filter html tags?
yes
if yes, if i were to include tags would you add them?
it depends on the weather
29.01.2024 4:19 pm Somebody stole my bike :(
i'll make some calls
28.01.2024 7:53 pm where do you live
in the mountains
28.01.2024 3:17 am which one of the 18 songs has the highest chance/percentage of completion?
what one of these are you asking
27.01.2024 3:19 am hey man, your Words (https://orchardphobia.com/secret/words/) were so inspiring and moving, and i want to learn to write like you do. could you explain in detail how you do those words? thanks.
even if we had an hour and a park bench i probably couldn't tell you. i'm just trying to complete a puzzle
20.01.2024 8:14 pm oh man i dropped my cupcake
there are more on the table
19.01.2024 10:52 pm what Are you working on apart from songs?
a blog page. actually now that you mention it i am going to make it live tonight
18.01.2024 12:59 am do you hope that one of your songs ever makes it into a rhythm game
indifferent
like ddr or taiko?
i don't know what those are
17.01.2024 10:46 am who are you listening to at the moment
john powell, port blue, breanne duren, the japanese house, aphex twin, aisha duo, michelle branch, lights, adam young,
13.01.2024 5:17 am WHat do you eat for breakfast
emails
16.01.2024 3:29 pm What is the picture you posted on yt from?
a video
15.01.2024 5:46 pm yippee!!!
sure, thanks for asking
12.01.2024 3:07 am thoughts on being in public spaces? (such as shopping malls)
trendy
10.01.2024 5:09 am 31.12.2023 4:43 pm can you post one of the 18 songs?
yes
at least a snippet
sure
11.01.2024 2:26 pm i thought you were a girl
ok
08.01.2024 4:37 pm why did you delete the other pages
i didn't. click the &. actually i added a new page
31.12.2023 4:43 pm what are you working on now?
18 songs at once. eventually i will write and record the rest and release them one by one while i work on other stuff. there may be a video soon, depending on how much i'm doing
27.06.2023 8:18 pm Are the orchard phobia songs sung by the cubes?
sure
20.08.2023 10:01 pm How do you make the stickman guys videos? (Wich programms?)
logic and reason
18.12.2023 4:20 pm if you are talking with someone, what's the worst thing to say?
trade secrets
12.12.2023 6:29 pm should I be concerned about the lamp machine tour?
no, it's actually fiction
15.12.2023 5:55 pm would you post something youre working on even if its just a bit
sure
08.12.2023 3:57 am ever wanted to know what your videos sound like with weird effects? for some reason this guy is taking your videos and adding random effects on them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjAjiTkD1ms&list=PLXEX6j6z5TeIZffUW2IsE9fjA2Iuu33lb
thanks, but i can't do anything about this
05.12.2023 11:22 pm So yep i visit to yes yes restaurant and I don't think what on the menu so...
And the menu say: "imagine." then i eat imagine so...
make me feel saying "wow i put imagine on my head" and does imagine taste good?
i imagine it does
05.12.2023 10:39 pm It's been a while, what's happening
i can't tell you what's happening, and i trust it will be longer
26.11.2023 12:44 am Can i hear an early version of hello cashier?
sure, but i can't promise you'll like it
24.11.2023 10:29 pm have you ever been bullied?
no
15.11.2023 9:57 pm ask again later
ask what. ask who, and how much later
13.11.2023 3:35 pm i have an idea. could you make a song about making guesses about things (whether good or bad), and feeling scared about them coming true?
(e.g. what if this die rolls a 6 on the first try? oh no i'm feeling scared)
sure, that sounds like an idea
09.11.2023 11:05 pm is the next song gonna have a video?
i'll get back to you. i need to do some math here,
04.11.2023 2:06 pm are you struggling with your mental health? do you need help?
no
03.11.2023 9:58 pm would you consider exploring different themes and topics in your songs?
i employ "DIY themes", which is where you decide what the theme is
02.11.2023 11:55 pm is it weird if i actually relate to your songs
no, i relate to them as well
30.10.2023 9:24 pm what are you doing RIGHT NOW
final vox
28.10.2023 7:41 am can you say "i saw a cat"
yes i can
26.10.2023 2:11 am what's the next song about?
it's about keeping secrets that people already know anyway
could you gimme a preview?
sure, but it isn't the next song
25.10.2023 8:37 pm tell me a fun fact about the next song
sure, it uses a patch and sample from street war
24.10.2023 3:48 am are you from england?
no
21.10.2023 5:26 am are you excited about the next song?
yes i am
22.10.2023 11:46 am Will the up and down video mention the cubes
no
22.10.2023 2:21 pm will there be a music video
i hope so
21.10.2023 6:29 pm ice cream
i'll take some notes
21.10.2023 8:43 am I HATE YOU
that makes sense
14.10.2023 12:13 am are any people gonna get injured in the up/down video or suffer from any form of humiliation?
it might feature water
13.10.2023 12:31 am was that you at the "ding!" part of the chicken on the moon video?
i believe so
12.10.2023 1:56 am could you make a christmas themed song for the coming christmas?
sure
10.10.2023 10:41 pm have you ever made somebody so flippin' angry that it blasted their head off?
if that were possible, my head would have exploded a long time ago
09.10.2023 8:42 pm is the up/down video gonna be funny
it will have it's ups and downs
09.10.2023 6:36 am can i get a special animation for me?
right away
08.10.2023 3:35 pm what about sigmarune? could you make a newgrounds account for sigmarune??
i wouldn't rule it out
07.10.2023 8:15 pm can i have a sneak peek at the next song
sure, i don't see why not
07.10.2023 2:48 am what do you think about the internet
could be useful
05.10.2023 10:29 pm what are you working on now?
the next song
05.10.2023 1:14 pm are you bill wertz
no. thanks for checking
03.10.2023 2:54 pm can you make a song about a n x i o u s situations
ah, this is a DIY project. try humming, in an anxious situation
30.09.2023 3:51 pm what's your favorite tf2 map?
ghost fort
30.09.2023 6:18 am how many members are in the team?
me. so that's about 2000 of members
29.09.2023 3:06 pm is chicken on the moon the song about going up and down from 14.08.2023 3:57 pm
no, chicken was finished video/music wise a year ago. it isn't much different from the old version,
all i did was remix it slightly and update the video. the up and down video is coming, hopefully before the next song
28.09.2023 10:52 pm you promised that they would blow my socks off! i mean, i brought my popcorn and everything! what happened?
they are having cooking lessons
27.09.2023 9:19 pm I have a question about some of the things you used in routine
that's ok
What did you use for that main airy plucky thing from the start
i can't remember the name. it's long and silly and is something to do with memories
Could you tell me what strings and piano you used in Routine?
there are multiple pianos in that. i don't even have to open it to tell you one of them is una corda. ok i looked and the other one is noire. also the airy plucky thing is this
Thanks
26.09.2023 7:11 pm how many monitors do you HAVE?!!
3. 2 until i go and buy another one
what do you use them for?
using the computer with extra space
26.09.2023 5:19 pm What is happening right now
grief. one of my monitors died. on the other hand, i've selected the next song, so that's going into the next phase.
24.09.2023 2:34 pm how's the team doing right now?
busy
24.09.2023 11:21 am opinions on antarctica
too hot
24.09.2023 3:13 am favorite football (or soccer) team
i don't have one
23.09.2023 6:11 pm when's the next song coming?
probably late october
23.09.2023 1:22 pm in california can you smoke marijuana?
yes
21.09.2023 8:02 pm do you have a job
yes
21.09.2023 7:54 pm You heard of JummBox?
no, but i have now
Have you ever tried it?
21.09.2023 2:10 am can you do a huge crowd with many different voices singing in unison for one of your songs?
i'll run it by the team
14.09.2023 12:41 am are you good at writing fictional characters?
i don't know
are you good at writing stories?
i'll write the world, line for line
13.09.2023 7:09 pm have you considered collabing with other people?
sure, but that's not something i'm going to pursue any time this century
13.09.2023 6:56 pm will there be a bigger video for hello cashier?
no, but i'm planning on posting a few non song videos
10.09.2023 11:35 pm is "hello cashier" the song about long streets, darkness, despair, jazz brass, secret missions, realization?
if not, could you tell me what the song "hello cashier" is about?
it's about being completely normal
09.09.2023 4:25 pm is "hello cashier" gonna include the personification of your train of thought?
sure
07.09.2023 10:16 pm did you finish the song yet?
if we're talking about the song i was working on a video for previously (it is called hello cashier - to make up for accidentally lying about finishing it last month), yes, it is finalized. since then i have switched to writing another song, which i will then record, and then i'll probably write and record more, etc, until i decide on one to make a video for. if i've learned anything from this, it's that i will no longer be making promises as the crosshairs of my efforts tend to travel the universe on a whim
01.09.2023 3:45 pm can you make a sound effect for somebody being hit in the head with a frying pan
sure
01.09.2023 2:39 pm will the style for orchard phobia songs change forever after the music video?
i do not conform to specific styles.
I'm Just Trying To Be Reasonable™
30.08.2023 7:19 pm 30.08.2023 7:11 pm why not?
i have other things to worry about, like content
30.08.2023 7:11 pm can you make a discord server??
yes, but no
30.08.2023 6:59 pm after the music video, will there be music videos for all future songs or only some of them?
it depends on how much free time my life has left me at the time
28.08.2023 8:53 pm which will release first: the music video, or a non-song video?
most likely the non-song video, since the song in the intended song video keeps changing dramatically
29.08.2023 11:44 pm Have you heard of tracker music?
yes i have
29.08.2023 12:46 pm Why?
i understand
28.08.2023 12:13 pm sound design?? ooh! what video is that for?
the next non-song video
also can you share a sound you made?
sure
27.08.2023 7:49 pm what are you currently working on now?
the next music video, sound design and final animation for another video, and final vox for the music in the video mentioned previously
23.08.2023 1:24 am are you good at roleplaying?
sure. i'm playing the role of a person with answers
20.08.2023 9:56 pm Are you the daughter of bill wurtz?
i'm the same species, if that helps
17.08.2023 10:42 am Is the BFDI coming for you?
i'm not sure
14.08.2023 8:11 pm is the next song gonna be like... a theatre song?
not the next one
14.08.2023 3:57 pm what's the thing that's gonna come out in a few days?
a short video about moving up and down
13.08.2023 7:29 pm 27.06.2023 9:47 pm do you have one from blacklight
yes
13.08.2023 2:53 pm How many things are you working on
2 of things. one of the things will be coming out in a few days. it is not the next song video
11.08.2023 7:15 pm can you gimme a sneak peek of the next song?
if i gave one to you then i'd have to give one to everybody, which i will, but the quirk is that it will be a sneak peek of the entire song
10.08.2023 12:16 am is there gonna be a solo in the next song?
no
10.08.2023 2:41 am If you had the choice between going out to check the mail, or taking a bite out of a pancake, which would you choose?
in this day and age, my pancakes are pre-bitten
09.08.2023 9:25 pm are there gonna be multiple characters singing in the next song?
maynoyesbe
09.08.2023 11:54 am is the next song gonna be in the same Orchard Phobia style or is it a different one?
i'm venturing into the wilderness with this one.
the wilderness being excessively regular
08.08.2023 7:21 pm How many letters long is the title of your next song? (excluding the space)
twelve
07.08.2023 8:21 pm what is the next song about
long streets, darkness, despair, jazz brass, secret missions, realization
04.08.2023 7:05 pm How many words are in the title of your next song?
2
04.08.2023 6:48 pm do you have a cat?
i have every cat
31.07.2023 10:12 pm What is the next song called
it's called "what is the next song called".
it starts with h
26.07.2023 7:09 pm Is it the Orchard Phobia Theme Vong?!
it's the checkout theme song
25.07.2023 9:36 pm I love you
i understand
25.07.2023 8:40 pm it this a alternative universe?
alternative to what
25.07.2023 1:17 am do you have any thoughts on the following phrase:
"Squee! Squee!"
i don't have thoughts
23.07.2023 10:07 pm How to not get attacked by the -------- ?
i'll ask the team
22.07.2023 10:34 pm what goes on in the greenroom? TAXES?!!
frolicking
22.07.2023 1:58 pm Is it possible to un-cube somebody?
they switch spots with the cube, and go to the greenroom where they prepare to blow your socks off. i hope to elaborate on this further
20.07.2023 12:32 pm What happened to him after the -------- attacked?
probably went to a water park
18.07.2023 5:27 pm Ask me anything at all
were you aware that in electic fence when the people are talking over each other one of them says "that's really cool, man i like pigs"
17.07.2023 2:17 am It has been a while since the last song,
i may actually sneak a video in there, before the next song
are you learning 5d video
i'm inventing it
16.07.2023 2:48 am is the next [orchard phobia] song gonna be a hard-hitting banger, at least?
the strength of the hit is up to you to decide
16.07.2023 12:48 am will the next [orchard phobia] song have EPIC storytelling?
unfortunately due to drought there has been a shortage of epic. there will be no epicness at this time
16.07.2023 12:36 am what is the significance of the text "i can't wait to see the show" on the secrety secret page?
it's a trick statement, because you actually have to wait to see the show
15.07.2023 4:30 am Will you make any behind the scenes videos? i think it would be cool
yes
14.07.2023 4:39 am Is the person singing in the orchard phobia songs a character or are you just bad at singing
they are sung by a personification of my train of thought.
if you listen hard enough, he/she/none of the above becomes yours
13.07.2023 9:21 pm how done is the next [orchard phobia] song so far?
i'm making multiple. most of them are about 9 done points out of 10 done points.
11.07.2023 8:10 pm What is your next song about?
it depends on which one i decide is next
09.07.2023 4:10 pm i'm worried about this. should i pay my taxes
yes
09.07.2023 4:10 pm are you okay
yes
05.07.2023 11:48 am 02.07.2023 2:10 pm Let me say it clearer. Does the next orchard phobia song have anything to do with taxes?
i'll ask management and get back to you on that
04.07.2023 10:00 pm What is the cosine of 5385
let's be real. what isn't it
02.07.2023 2:10 pm Does the next (orchard phobia) song have anything to do with... ṭ̵̋a̸̬͌x̸̝̋e̵̛̻s̸̗̉?̴͍͂ *ᵦᵣₑₑₑₑₑ*
let me make an inquiry
27.06.2023 9:47 pm I like routine. do you have demo versions of it
i do. rest assured there are even worse versions
27.06.2023 8:17 pm Are there gonna be any SECRET CODES in the next song?
sure. hint: it's the entire song
25.06.2023 9:52 pm is "i can't wait to see the show" a lyric in the next song?!
let me check
19.06.2023 3:23 am have you thought about making a music video?
yes
when is the next song?
soon. indubitably close. undeniably near. i'm over the moon.
11.06.2023 2:50 am opinions on the letter M?
Many use cases
06.06.2023 9:15 pm why does the secrety secret link redirect to a rickroll after a few seconds
aesthetic and feel
30.05.2023 10:16 pm What is your favorite plugin ?
in order of least terribleness:
sytrus
omnisphere
kontakt
fl patcher
dr octo rex
You also said there would be a new song last month !
i did, but the electric video and the next song had vacation days and could not write and produce themselves
30.05.2023 3:19 am shall we amount to something?
if it's ok with the council
27.05.2023 9:58 pm when's the next [orchard phobia] song
further away than i'd like
27.05.2023 6:31 pm you... you DO answer every question, right?
no
26.05.2023 10:42 pm did I spoil anything too much in the previous two questions
spoil what
26.05.2023 10:44 pm Ooh! Ooh! What about converting images to spectrograms? What do you think of that?
images already are spectrograms if you squint hard enough
26.05.2023 8:47 pm 25.05.2023 11:22 pm
are any of the aforementioned things going to be useful soon?
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25.05.2023 11:22 pm do you know about any of the following:
- caesar ciphers
- atbash ciphers
- ascii ciphers (and their two flavors: hex and octal)
- base64 encodings
- base32 encodings
- morse code
- braille
yes
25.05.2023 8:07 pm can you enable downloading on Newgrounds?
i can and i'm pretty sure i did. i only just had the copyright problems solved by none other than tom fulp himself so everything should be up there now.
22.05.2023 10:12 pm you wanna make a Newgrounds account and upload your songs there?
i can certainly try.
19.05.2023 1:32 am kys
great question. i ran it past google and it wants you to find help
18.05.2023 3:27 pm How long do you spend on things
it depends. mostly on the thing
14.05.2023 2:47 am How's life as a square cube?
it's, troubling, to say the least
17.04.2023 7:03 pm why was your website down
it was lost in a cornfield. i apologize and have added new files to extras to make up for it
02.04.2023 8:26 am are you trying to be reasonable, and/or sensible?
i'm just trying to get by. sometimes there's no other choice
25.03.2023 10:06 pm what's the first letter of the name of the song you're making
T, but that's for the most likely candidate. I have about 4 at the moment.
19.03.2023 7:48 pm what's the ETA for the next song?
this month
are you working on one now?
several
02.03.2023 2:53 am The "hat trick" video is real funny. Was that intended?
it wasn't exactly not intended
01.03.2023 9:28 am anything at all
ah, i understand
28.02.2023 4:45 am hi
hi
25.02.2023 3:08 pm how fast can you sing??
i'm not sure how i would measure that
24.02.2023 1:45 am does the video "cube talk" have a meaning?
no
i think the purple color is the "calm atmosphere", but when the cube talks about the taxes, the random crazy beeping is the sudden shock and the calm atmosphere dissapears.
i don't think a cube would actually have to do taxes. maybe he was just trying to be relatable
23.02.2023 9:37 pm was the "hat trick" video a comedy test?
it was the result of being extremely excited to make a video as quickly as i could. it was uploaded the same day i wrote it.
09.02.2023 6:34 am How long did you spend on streetwar
i sketched it out and left it sometime last year and finished it a few weeks ago. the earliest export was in october 2022.
05.02.2023 8:19 pm At 0:11, was that morse code in your video "cube talk"?
that's just random crazy beeping
02.02.2023 5:09 pm your "hat trick" video got me laughing, and laughing, and LAUGHING UNTIL I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
i take no responsibility for those who watch my videos at the top of stairs
now how did THAT happen?
it would seem that your stairs are not equipped with the latest safety features
01.02.2023 7:18 pm how is the man stuck under the hat. did he ever escape the hat situation
there's a whole new world under that hat. he'd prefer to stay put
30.01.2023 11:13 am gaming
good for the soul
01.02.2023 6:30 pm How do you start a song
i genuinely, truly have no clue
28.01.2023 3:55 pm can you write the lyrics in brackets in a secret code?
i already do. cryptographers call it "feelings"
26.01.2023 5:36 pm can i have permission to use your songs in rhythm games?
sure
26.01.2023 3:57 pm do you know
i'm an expert
16.01.2023 5:58 pm what are the lyrics of your song "blacklight"?
i've added them here, just for you
05.01.2023 7:16 pm hi
hello
04.01.2023 1:26 am are you a
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?
no, i'm a human
04.01.2023 1:24 am how does this page work? how do you receive the questions on your side? e.g. do you use a discord webbook, mysql, e.t.c.
one of the above
also, how can i create a question page like you?
practice
03.01.2023 12:51 am who are you?
i have no clue. i hope this answers your question
